“When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.” — Bryan Fields Copy Share Image
“Dragons are notable for their lust for gold, not a bad quality taken in moderation. Dragons are immune to fire, obviously. All dragons are terrifically vain, indeed as to who is more vain, a dragon or an elf, I would… — John Stephens Copy Share Image
