Okay, take a deep breath, I told myself. Don't go all hormonal. Get the facts straight. Have a mental doughnut. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them. — Dean Norris Copy Share Image
I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my… — Anna Faris Copy Share Image
Between the optimist and the pessimist, the difference is droll. The optimist sees the doughnut; the pessimist the hole! — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Worrying about the future is like trying to eat the hole in a doughnut. It's munching on what isn't. — Barry Neil Kaufman Copy Share Image
Why doesn't Prin go and get her own goddamn blistering bloody shitty jelly doughnuts? — Margaret Laurence Copy Share Image
My family was so poor we were close to eating the holes inside of doughnuts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone has addictions and my problem is that I have 5,000 of them. If it's not drinking, it's gambling; if it's not… — John Daly Copy Share Image
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Pulmonarias need splitting every two or three years, as they rapidly develop into a doughnut with an empty centre that quickly gets… — Monty Don Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
If you keep your eye on the doughnut and do your work, that's all you can control. You can't control any of… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
You can have a table full of gourmet food, but the minute you put a box of Entenmann's doughnuts out, that's all… — Dan Deacon Copy Share Image
I have a doughnut every morning. The same kind, from a street cart. Vanilla frosted with sprinkles on one half, weirdly. How… — Allison Williams Copy Share Image
Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
President Obama is closing the prescription drug doughnut hole. He strengthened Medicare! He extended the life of the program by eight years.… — Debbie Wasserman Schultz Copy Share Image
I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
You don't know me, dude," he says, not smiling this time. Gonzo examines his cards, prepping for his next move. "People always… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are… — John Green Copy Share Image
Stop trying to find something in food that will make you feel better. I used to have eating disorders; I'd binge and… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
You can think about life as a battle between you and a doughnut shop. The doughnut shop wants you to eat another… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
For most of us, the classic test of willpower is resisting temptation, whether the temptress is a doughnut, a cigarette, a clearance… — Kelly McGonigal Copy Share Image
So here I am, my affections torn between a postal service that never feeds me but can tackle a challenge and one… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
I'd hate to list our specialties. Wreck cars, eat doughnuts, create mayhem. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
