I bet most of us have experienced at some point the joys of less: college - in your dorm, traveling - in… — Graham Hill Copy Share Image
Everybody drinks," she said calmly. The Only Rational One. "Your sister doesn't." When rolled her eyes. "Forgive me, but I'm not going… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
Don't send your kids to Baylor. And don't send your kids to [Texas] A&M... Texas A&M used to be a conservative university.… — Tom DeLay Copy Share Image
Jung Min is extra friendly. Not meaning that his face/appearance is extra friendly, but his personality is very friendly and mature. At… — Kim Hyung-jun Copy Share Image
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I do the meatball recipe a lot. I think the army stew probably too. It's the most useful dish because it was… — Anthony Bourdain Copy Share Image
It was actually pretty cool to be in Pittsburgh for those four years. I moved into the dorms and had a pretty… — Zachary Quinto Copy Share Image
It wasn't all romantic. I didn't have a dorm room, so I slept on the floor in friends' rooms, I returned coke… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton's favorite memory is Hillary leaning down and putting contact paper in the drawers, in the chest of drawers in Chelsea's… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
You don't treat the so-called little people poorly, because we don't have any little people here! The trainers, the managers, the secretaries,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So the greatest source of happiness is other people- and what does money do? It isolates us from other people. It enables… — Eric Weiner Copy Share Image
Rose: "I was testing dorm security. It sucks." Dimitri: "You must be freezing. Do you want my coat?" Rose: "I'm fine. What… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
To create a comedy major, I ended up starting a comedy night in the basement of my dorm, and I promoted and… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Some fast food places, they have that ketchup pump. It's like a keg. They give you the paper shot glass. I always… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Oh. Yeah. That does make sense.” Shaylin hesitated. “But I don’t know which dorm room is hers.” “Third floor, number thirty-six. When… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me. "I was testing dorm security," I said. "It sucks. — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. (telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn's football dorm had… — Steve Spurrier Copy Share Image
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The others in the dorm thought I wanted to be a writer, because I was always alone with a book, but I… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
You’re never going to find a guy who’s exactly like you—first of all, because that guy never leaves his dorm room.… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
I literally coded Facebook in my dorm room and launched it from my dorm room. I rented a server for $85 a… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
I had a Neighborhood Crime Watch sign in my dorm wall in college. People would come in and laugh at it. 'Where… — Carrot Top Copy Share Image
I would have people send me shoes and I had 40 pairs and none would fit in the dorm room. People would… — Iman Shumpert Copy Share Image
And also...well...i told them I want to get an apartment with him next year rather than live in the dorms." What'd they… — Carolyn Mackler Copy Share Image
Talk to strangers when the family fails and friends lead you astray when Buddha laughs and Jesus weeps and it turns out… — Saul Williams Copy Share Image
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I'm a big believer in first impressions," he finally said. "Tell me what your first thought was when Jason walked into the… — Julie James Copy Share Image
I offer Emily half of my hit of acid- Love Saves the Day. It's my second or third time tripping, Emily's first,… — Nick Flynn Copy Share Image
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Can you come over to Amberwood? I need you to help me break curfew and escape my dorm.” There were a few… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
Now, we can live in this little, liberal bubble bath where everybody's supposed to like everybody and do all this stuff and… — Van Jones Copy Share Image
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