A number of U.S. colleges are going to start having dorms for alcoholics. I believe those are called dorms. — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
I got thrown out of school several weeks in my senior year being caught in the girls' dorm. This was 1954, friends.… — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
Everybody drinks," she said calmly. The Only Rational One. "Your sister doesn't." When rolled her eyes. "Forgive me, but I'm not going… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us. — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
I've never been to Harvard, I've never been to college, so I don't know what dorm life is like. — David Fincher Copy Share Image
Bill Clinton's favorite memory is Hillary leaning down and putting contact paper in the drawers, in the chest of drawers in Chelsea's… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I bet most of us have experienced at some point the joys of less: college - in your dorm, traveling - in… — Graham Hill Copy Share Image
I started out really making music in my dorm room, and it wasn't really producing or anything like that; it was you… — Danger Mouse Copy Share Image
When I got to college, the fake ID thing wasn't that important, since pretty much everyone could get away with drinking in… — Tim Wise Copy Share Image
To create a comedy major, I ended up starting a comedy night in the basement of my dorm, and I promoted and… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
The one consistent policy running through this [Clinton] administration is the love it has lavished on Marxists -- food aid for North… — Don Feder Copy Share Image
This was 1954, friends. The girls' dorm was off limits. Even to girls, I think. — Robert B. Parker Copy Share Image
There's a picture of my dorm room in the college yearbook as the most messy, most disgusting room on the Harvard campus,… — Brian Greene Copy Share Image
Decide that you like college life. In your dorm you meet many nice people. Some are smarter than you. And some, you… — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
Look, Mrs. McGillicuddy, it's not my fault your son jumped out a dorm room window on Christmas eve. I've written over fifty… — Eric Foner Copy Share Image
Oh. Yeah. That does make sense.” Shaylin hesitated. “But I don’t know which dorm room is hers.” “Third floor, number thirty-six. When… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My cellmate's raped on the norm, and passed around the dorm, you can hear his asshole getting torn. — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate. — Douglas Wilson Copy Share Image
All I could think of was that the teachers must've found the illegal stash of candy I'd been selling out of my… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
For example, in my dorm, at the University of Kentucky, I had the only camera. I don't think anyone came to college… — Sam Abell Copy Share Image
I wish I wasn't famous. I wish I was still in school So that I could have you in my dorm room,… — Drake Copy Share Image
I picked ducks in a tub in my dorm room. I'd hang deer in the doorway between the bedroom and the little… — Phil Robertson Copy Share Image
It was actually pretty cool to be in Pittsburgh for those four years. I moved into the dorms and had a pretty… — Zachary Quinto Copy Share Image
Probably like a couple of years from now, there'll be a lot of girls here, and then it won't be just like… — Mo'ne Davis Copy Share Image
It's incredible to be young and live here and not have to clean up your dorm room. — Penn Dayton Badgley Copy Share Image
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