“Coffee and donuts go together like government policy and subsequent poverty.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a Danish. — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
“Fresh popcorn is near impossible to resist, second only to fresh doughnuts.” — Shannon Wiersbitzky Copy Share Image
Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts. — Eli Roth Copy Share Image
You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. — Joe Biden Copy Share Image
Run up in your house spare the kids and kill the grown ups. Your bitch call me when she hot: Krispy Kream… — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2 — Jase Robertson Copy Share Image
Powdered donuts," Tyson said earnestly. "I will look for powdered donuts in the wilderness." He headed outside and started calling, "Here, donuts! — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Claiming that someone's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
What on earth could you be doing.. .where you couldn't wait 10 minutes for some hot donuts? -Jase — Duck Dynasty Copy Share Image
Those of us that had been up all night were in no mood for coffee and donuts, we wanted strong drink. We… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
People like our stuff, some people hate it, but that's like anything, right? Some people love donuts, some people are allergic to… — Steve Lukather Copy Share Image
I fell in love with Erica Kane the summer before my freshman year of high school. Like all red-blooded teen American boys,… — Andy Cohen Copy Share Image
Relevance is kind of a weird thing. If one does topical material, it makes sense to want to be relevant. But if… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
You can't just take an aspirin and sit around and have 12 donuts and think, 'I took my aspirin so I'm not… — Corbin Bernsen Copy Share Image
We have these weapons of mass destruction on every street corner, and they're called donuts, cheeseburgers, French fries, potato chips, junk food.… — Joel Fuhrman Copy Share Image
When shopping at Dunkin' Donuts, pretend you are the mother of nine. Say things like, 'Little David likes cream-filled and Susie wanted… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
You are the peanut to my butter, water to my ocean, glaze on my donuts, spring in my step, twinkle in my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Augie: Does everybody else know? T.C.: About my epitaph? Augie: About me being gay, you gink-head hoser-face! T.C. Not everybody. There's a… — Steve Kluger Copy Share Image
People are fans of Dunkin' Donuts. They have a relationship with the company, they go there every day. Dunkin' Donuts is using… — Evan Williams Copy Share Image
Olive's private view is that life depends on what she thinks of as "big bursts" and "little bursts." Big bursts are things… — Elizabeth Strout Copy Share Image
When you think about a barbecue, most people think of slabs of ribs, but you don't need to do that in today's… — G. Garvin Copy Share Image
Monday morning and there's one less donut than there should be. Keen observers note the reduced mass straightaway but stay silent, because… — Max Barry Copy Share Image
Tommy had felt alone in a crowd before, even inferior to everyone in a crowd, but now he felt, well, different. It… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I don't audition for "on-air" commercials - the ones where your face can be seen. I've auditioned for voiceover campaigns that I… — Michael Showalter Copy Share Image
“It was as if God himself saw that my intention was to make my outer self match my inner fabulosity and didn't… — T.J. Klune Copy Share Image
People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
“I want coffee to taste of coffee. Maybe a little cream and sugar. I do not want coffee that tastes of potpourri… — Stacey Ballis Copy Share Image
