I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, 'Buy yourself something… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
You make a film for a million dollars and then it costs $10 million to sell it. That's the problem at the… — Vilmos Zsigmond Copy Share Image
America spends billions of dollars protecting the borders of other countries around the world. It's high time we start protecting our own. — Kellyanne Conway Copy Share Image
I've found that depending on the amount of the check, disciplined inspiration can be called upon willingly. I think the name of… — Kevin Keck Copy Share Image
Do you know how much a hundred dollars is?' he asked. I said that I did not and he answered, 'It is… — Patrick deWitt Copy Share Image
Warren Buffett's company reportedly owes the IRS a billion dollars in back taxes. When he said he wasn't paying enough taxes, he… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
In the simplest terms, inflation occurs when there's too much money in the system. On the flip side, deflation occurs when there… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
My dad's like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny,… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
If an audience finds themselves paying attention to how you made your film, you're sunk because that means they're unplugged from your… — Don Hertzfeldt Copy Share Image
There were certain people who were out to get me. I know who those people were. They exist, believe me. They know… — Ehud Olmert Copy Share Image
My parents started a business out of the living room of our home and, 30-plus years later, it was a multimillion dollar… — Nikki Haley Copy Share Image
Treasurys, as low as yields are, are higher than they are in most other developed countries. A foreign investor picks up a… — Gary Shilling Copy Share Image
Today, philanthropy is a very unsophisticated, old world process where people who make a shitload of money go and give it away… — Peter Diamandis Copy Share Image
Consensus politics is a cyclical thing-in order to accumulate power, one must dispose of it, and as one disposes of it, one… — Tom Wicker Copy Share Image
The faster we grew, the more stores we had open, the more money we made. Employees move quickly up the ranks of… — Wayne Huizenga Copy Share Image
I'm a humorist. A guy like Paul Simon just makes my life so much simpler. When I was there, he had a… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The [Barack] Obama administration has both their hands in your pocket. They're trying to take every hard dollar you make to give… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
I think a strong dollar is the result of policies, but I don't think the strong dollar is in and of itself… — Carly Fiorina Copy Share Image
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. — John W. Gardner Copy Share Image
The Czech ease has become my saving grace for traveling! Plus,with its light weight and small size, I save thousands of dollars… — Esperanza Spalding Copy Share Image
Wall Street, with its army of brokers, analysts, and advisers funneling trillions of dollars into mutual funds, hedge funds, and private equity… — Michael Lewis Copy Share Image
It often happens that the man who pursues the dollar too diligently finds it hard to catch, but if he will pursue… — Vash Young Copy Share Image
I write different kinds of stuff, from 'Two Dollars In The Jukebox' to 'Suspicions,' that really don't belong next to each other… — Eddie Rabbitt Copy Share Image
When a woman earns a dollar, the payback is higher. She'll invest in her children, in their education, health care, and basic… — Andrea Jung Copy Share Image
I wouldn't go up on a stage now if you paid a thousand dollars for one minute of acting. It's a nasty… — Elia Kazan Copy Share Image
The same way people are now paying a couple thousand dollars to fly to other parts of the world, people will be… — Alan Shepard Copy Share Image
There will be trillions of dollars under Addepar. You will have tons of money and information flowing through it. — Joe Lonsdale Copy Share Image
All too often in tough economic times, it is the environment that gets left on the cutting room floors of Congress as… — Debbie Wasserman Schultz Copy Share Image
Emerging investors want to invest differently. They want to have their dollars - their investment dollars - do double duty. — Sallie Krawcheck Copy Share Image
I'm thinking of when the Qatari representative was given five minutes with Bill Clinton for a million dollar cheque. — Julian Assange Copy Share Image
A novel may take anywhere from two to five years to write and, in the end, you might manage a couple of… — Mordecai Richler Copy Share Image
Judged by the dollars spent, gambling is now more popular in America than baseball, the movies, and Disneyland-combined. — Timothy L. O'Brien Copy Share Image
It is irresponsible for this Congress to not investigate the President's lack of an exit strategy, and the fraud, waste, and abuse… — Russ Carnahan Copy Share Image
Hollywood is ten million dollars worth of intricate and high ingenious machinery functioning elaborately to put skin on baloney. — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
Whether I make two dollars or no dollars, it's better than losing. I've got enough people playing the games at the casino… — Larry Holmes Copy Share Image
The privatization plan weakens Social Security and threatens our economic security by creating trillions of dollars in new debt. — Ruben Hinojosa Copy Share Image
Despite spending trillions of dollars and spilling the blood of thousands of Americans, we remain in servitude to Arab oil. — Kathleen Troia McFarland Copy Share Image
I love being in Malibu. It's so cool there, and the water is just, it's nice and, and I love the beach.… — Jackie Evancho Copy Share Image
The doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
When I came to DreamWorks, I was in bad trouble. They were in bad trouble. They were millions of dollars in the… — Toby Keith Copy Share Image