I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The Internet, of course, is more than a place to find pictures of people having sex with dogs. — Philip Elmer-DeWitt Copy Share Image
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I care for my dogs as if my life depended on them. And oftentimes it does. — Susan Butcher Copy Share Image
People wouldn’t have become who we are today if we hadn’t coevolved with dogs. — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
“They had buried him under our elm tree, they said -- yet this was not totally true. For he really lay buried… — Willie Morris Copy Share Image
“And as the wary dogs skirt past, we nod, grimace, and resume our paths to separate destinies and graves.” — Peter Matthiessen Copy Share Image
Dogs display reluctance and wrath If you try to give them a bath. They bury bones in hideaways And half the time… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
“The dog looked up in entreaty. Liquid brown eyes begged: Take me with you. I’ll be good. Oh, the lies that dogs… — Courtney Milan Copy Share Image
I think that terriers are not really the prettiest dogs, but they're scrappy and they're loyal, and they get it done, you… — Michael Raymond-James Copy Share Image
I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“Dogs may be a man's best friends, but the proverb says, "Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you… — Tamerlan Kuzgov Copy Share Image
In America, dogs are viewed by their names first, breed second. And dogs live behind walls. It's an unnatural point of view. — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
At Lackland Air Force Base, they make an effort to retrain military dogs that suffer from PTSD. It's a lengthy, long process.… — Robert Crais Copy Share Image
“William groaned. It was Vimes. Worse, he was smiling, in a humourless predatory way. "Ah, Mr de Worde," he said, stepping inside.… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“We were both satellites orbiting Denny’s sun, struggling for gravitational supremacy. Of course, she had the advantage of her tongue and her… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
“We are meaning-seeking creatures. Dogs, as far as we know, do not agonise about the canine condition, worry about the plight of… — Karen Armstrong Copy Share Image
“A lot of the situations that we put ourselves in are similar to a cat in a yard full of dogs. We… — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
“Dogs are masters of creating emotionally safe space just by being themselves. ... it is as if something deep within our souls… — Val Silver Copy Share Image
Dogs don't know about beginnings, and they don't speculate on matters that occurred before their time. Dogs also don't know - or… — Stanley Coren Copy Share Image
Until you have bred dogs and have drawn and painted them, it is difficult to realize that no two are identical in… — George Bird Evans Copy Share Image
