I’ll give you a theory: Man’s closest relative is not the chimpanzee, as the TV people believe, but is, in fact, the… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
My first job was cleaning dog kennels. It was especially, ah, aromatic during those hot, humid Louisiana summers, but it prepared me… — Robert Crais Copy Share Image
I had a little dog and my dog was very small…Of all the treasures that were mine, I loved him most of… — Francis Cornford Copy Share Image
With dogs and people, it's love in big splashy colours. When you're involved with a cat, you're dealing in pastels. — Louis J. Camuti Copy Share Image
Dogs experience the world as it is, without judgement. When we learn to do the same, we make the world a better… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
Our Siamese cat, Ollie, is like a dog in a cat's body because she is really loyal and very chatty, following me… — Jane Fallon Copy Share Image
I once dated a woman who owned a dog. The thing would never shut the fuck up. The dog was cool though. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know what I love best about baseball? The pine tar, the resin, the grass, the dirt - and that's just in… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I dare not so honor my mere wishes and prayers as to put them for a moment beside your noble acts; but… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
I don't like sex ... I'm a single working mom with nine cats, a dog-shark, a lizard, and a bunny. I don't… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive. When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
Hitting a golf ball correctly is the most sophisticated and complicated maneuver in all of sports, with the possible exception of eating… — Ray Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I don’t understand why they trippin’, If you ask me, Flow is just as nice as, I admit the propane, I just… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I was attacked by two dogs when I was three and a half years old. I'm lucky to be alive. My face… — Alison Hawthorne Deming Copy Share Image
...men, groping in the Arctic darkness, had found a yellow metal, and because steamship and transportation companies were booming the find, thousands… — Jack London Copy Share Image
I'm very boring, really: I live on the Upper East Side, a block from the park. I have three kids. I go… — Colum McCann Copy Share Image
I should get a dog. I would get a rescue dog. I like mutts; I don't care. I would probably get a… — Simon Cowell Copy Share Image
“We shot dogs. Not by accident. We did it on purpose, and we called it Operation Scooby. I'm a dog person, so… — Phil Klay Copy Share Image
The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk. — Michael Klaper Copy Share Image
I got my dog three years ago because I was drunk in a pet store. We had nine cats at the time.… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
Happiness just wasn't part of the job description back then. You tried to find a helpmate to keep the cold wind and… — Robin Green Copy Share Image
A dog is a vehicle, you know; a dog is a window to Mother Nature, and that's the closest species we have. — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
It's a pitch you can extend your career with because it's less taxing on your body. It's like dog years, but in… — R.A. Dickey Copy Share Image
Compassion is essential for any type of relationship between anybody – human to human, human to dog, human to cat, human to bird. — Sharon Gannon Copy Share Image
Spending time with my dog is the moment to remember even she leave me soon..but as now I will show how much… — Mariane Corbito Copy Share Image
“If you were called to gallop like the horse, never end up hopping like the frog. Rise up for greatness.” — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
The French, who love their dogs, sometimes eat their horses. The Spanish, who love their horses, sometimes eat their cows. The Indians,… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
THE BAD THING ABOUT FEAR Is it requires a reaction. Some hide. Some cry. But, like a dog condemned to a walled… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
Dogs really are perfect soldiers. They are brave and smart; they can smell through walls, see in the dark, and eat Army… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
Let me tell you about 'Mad Dog' Madsen. He was like the Soccer Dad of the Stanford Men's Basketball Team. — Jason Collins Copy Share Image
We may smile and the dog may wag the tail, but in essence, we have a set program and those programs are… — Antonio Damasio Copy Share Image
Sensitivity isn't being wimpy. It's about being so painfully aware that a flea landing on a dog is like a sonic boom.… — Jeff Buckley Copy Share Image
With a dog, people are not disciplined. They think that by spoiling a dog the dog is going to love them more.… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image
I come from a family of professional dog-showers, one step above carnies, but I didn't want to join the family business. — Rebel Wilson Copy Share Image
“a dog would be comfortably companionable and an uncomplicated distraction from the inside of his own head, and that one could safely… — Joanna Trollope Copy Share Image
I'ma dog I'ma dog.. But that don't mean I'ma dog you out… If I love when I love I'ma love everything around. — Tyga Copy Share Image
The Invitation, To Tom Highes What we can we will be, Honest Englishmen. Do the work that's nearest, Though it's dull at… — Charles Kingsley Copy Share Image
We got to stop doing that, ladies. You know, men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are… — Wanda Sykes Copy Share Image
Just realizing today at my job that dogs are therapeutic. If your pissed, and you are around a dog, you will feel… — Devin_eich Copy Share Image
