To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. — Louis Sabin Copy Share Image
So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are many other kinds of milk available. Why don't we try drinking rats' milk and dogs' milk? — Heather Mills Copy Share Image
When I watched 'Marley and Me' I thought it was sad but also a bit mad - that level of emotion for… — Angela Scanlon Copy Share Image
The hardest animal was the vulture. But the horses were great, the dog was great [in Valley of Violence]. It was really… — Ti West Copy Share Image
But it is hard to know them from friends, they are so obsequious and full of protestations; for a wolf resembles a… — Walter Raleigh Copy Share Image
I couldn't imagine anything more horrifying than three middle aged men trying to pretend that 'Black Dog' is still significant. It's inappropriate. — Robert Plant Copy Share Image
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home, his face… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“I don't even have a dog. I tell people I'm allergic so they won't think less of me. Instead I have a… — Anna Quindlen Copy Share Image
As a writer you're holding a dog. You let the dog run about. But you finally can pull him back. Finally, I'm… — Harold Pinter Copy Share Image
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I have dogs in my house and much like teenagers at some point, they leave the parents. Even though they're in the… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
I have this extraordinary life during the day, and then I get to come home to my sweet husband who loves to… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
I like dogs better [than people]. They give you unconditional love. They either lick your face or bite you, but you always… — Greg Louganis Copy Share Image
A dog comes to you and lives with you in your own house, but you do not therefore own her, as you… — Mary Oliver Copy Share Image
During the first year of my cancer treatment, adopting a dog was out of the question. I spent more time in the… — Suleika Jaouad Copy Share Image
I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
Even dogs and horses have their actions modified by association with human beings; they form different habits because human beings are concerned… — John Dewey Copy Share Image
If dogs could talk, the whole world would look stupid. Dogs see, hear and understand, what we don't — Florya99 Copy Share Image
Man himself cannot express love and humility by external signs, so plainly as does a dog, when with drooping ears, hanging lips,… — Charles Darwin Copy Share Image
Shepherds know many mysterious languages; they speak the language of sheep and dogs, language of stars and skies, flowers and herbs. — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
We have no solution... You [Palestinians] shall continue to live like dogs, and whoever wishes may leave, and we will see where… — Moshe Dayan Copy Share Image
Jacob is a German Shepherd. (I have never understood why they aren't called German Sheepdogs. What do the Germans call shepherds?) — Alan Coren Copy Share Image
...and you don't even have to sleep alone, you don't even have to sleep at all; and so, all you have to… — William Faulkner Copy Share Image
Without a dog, no one will listen to your opinions for more than a few minutes without interrupting to tell you their… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
“Every dog deserves a place to live. Every dog deserves a place in your heart. Every dog deserves a place to walk.… — John Duncan Copy Share Image
People always say that, like, you're a dog person or a cat person. I just love animals. I'm not a dog person… — Lil Peep Copy Share Image
J, n. A consonant in English, but some nations use it as a vowel . . . from a Latin verb, "jacere",… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
On my days off, I like to be outdoors - on my bike or walking the dog or swimming - so it's… — Mollie King Copy Share Image
I think [Ann Coulter] understands that, she's Pavlov's dog. She gets the corn kernel if she hits that drum once in a… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
So I consider myself a dog person. Kind of. Had dogs when I was a kid, but my parents would never have… — Abraham Verghese Copy Share Image
For me, writing a novel goes on for years, and the solitude goes on, too. It tends to swallow me at times.… — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
Snoop [Dog] said [Peaky Blinders] reminded him of how he got involved with gang culture. It's always fantastically flattering when I see… — Steven Knight Copy Share Image
“How long have you been going?' said Vimes, selecting a pie. ‘Let’s see…what year is this?’ ‘Er…Dancing Dog, I think.’ ‘Since Tuesday,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I could discern clearly, even at that early age, the essential difference between people who are kind to dogs and people who… — Frances Power Cobbe Copy Share Image