It's a good thing for a dog to have fleas; keeps his mind off being a dog. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously. “What’s wrong with your dog?” — Steve the Noob Copy Share Image
What is really special about dogs is they're really similar to even human toddlers. — Brian Hare Copy Share Image
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If gay marriage was OK ... then I saw no reason in principle why a union should not be consecrated between three… — Boris Johnson Copy Share Image
“The morals of this story are that if the reward is good enough, the dog will work to earn that reward, and,… — American College of Veterinary Behaviorists Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your… — Francis Bacon Copy Share Image
Diamonds are a girl's best friend and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense. — Zsa Zsa Gabor Copy Share Image
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. — Doug Larson Copy Share Image
“There is no way to communicate to a dog that one is sorry that we live in the world but it is… — Jonathon Safran Foer Copy Share Image
I am never going to write about dogs again. You can write about Islam, you can write about sexuality, but no, not… — Paul Bloom Copy Share Image
We are two travelers, Roger and I. Roger's my dog-come here, you scamp! Jump for the gentleman-mind your eye! Over the table,-look… — John Townsend Trowbridge Copy Share Image
What you say of the pride of giving life to an immortal soul is very fine dear, but I own I cannot… — Queen Victoria Copy Share Image
Why is it we want so badly to memorialize ourselves? Even while we're still alive. We wish to assert our existence, like… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
An animal’s memory is not in words, they’ve got to be in pictures – it’s very detailed so let’s say the animal… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
This is a slippery slope. In addition to that at what point are we going to be okay marrying inanimate objects? Can… — Rebecca Kleefisch Copy Share Image
It doesn’t bother you that your canine brethren are being paraded around show rings like slaves?” “My canine brethren?” I said. “I… — Carrie Vaughn Copy Share Image
In India, if you are from the elite, dogs are extremely important. The breed of the dog indicates your wealth, that you… — Kiran Desai Copy Share Image
When [Len Wiseman and I] first met, I was a huge fan of the 'Alien' movies. I was a huge 'Die Hard'… — Kate Beckinsale Copy Share Image
I have two dogs and a parrot, so they require a lot of attention. They deserve it. — Cassie Steele Copy Share Image
'Hound Dog' is a really short record, and most singles didn't last three minutes. — Dave Davies Copy Share Image
Sitting back in the evening, stargazing and stroking your dog, is an infallible remedy. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
A dog is a good friend of a man and perhaps better than many of his best friends.~ — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“Dogs aren’t just for Christmas; you could probably get hold of a cat for a few weeks too.” — Daily Florence Copy Share Image
But never yet the dog our country fed, Betrayed the kindness or forgot the bread. — Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton Copy Share Image
“The best thing about a dog is that no matter what, he always welcomes you home.” — Ginny Aiken Copy Share Image
It has been 20,000 years since man and dog formed their partnership. — Donald McCaig Copy Share Image
I don't have a dog, because I travel too much. I don't want to just leave it abandoned. — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
When adopting a dog, you have to find the right match for your family. — Kyle Richards Copy Share Image
My dog learned how to beg by watching me through the bedroom door. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image