Dog Quotes · Page 50

Admit it.. once in your life, you tried to drink out of your cup like a dog.

— Anonymous

We have to have wars now and then just to prove we're top dog.

— Reginald Berkeley

Every dog, we are told, has his day, unless there are more dogs than days.

— Bat Masterson

Never beg for mercy. Accept that you have failed. Begging is for dogs and humans.

— Paolo Bacigalupi

What do dogs do on their day off?; Can't lie around – that's their job!

— George Carlin

“People may call it puppy love, but it feels like a full-grown dog when you've got it.”

— Luke Hartwell

The winner of the Westminster Dog Show gets to drink champagne - out of the toilet.

— David Letterman

DOG: The only creature on Earth that loves you more than itself.

— Anonymous

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit…

— Robert Schimmel

I'll be a little bummed out if I make it to my 70s and didn't have a kid. I have two dogs…

— John Corbett

By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.

— Barbara Holland

“Dog sighs are some form of distilled truth. What does he know? What do dogs know? Ed sighs like he knows the…

— Charles Yu

Every year the State will be the dog that chases its own tail... engaging in a futile attempt to close a perpetual…

— Anonymous

“What is that smell? Is that a dog I smell?-Dean S8 (after coming back from purgatory) Dog? In the car? No.-Sam”

— Jess Mariotte

Courage is like a disobedient dog, once it starts running away it flies all the faster for your attempts to recall it.

— Katherine Mansfield

Some people tend to throw your love to the dogs when you become totally submissive to them, but when you want to…

— Anonymous

We have got to defeat this attack on the freedom of the mind...But it takes courage for a young man with a…

— Elmer Davis

“Nowhere is the dog more venerated and cared for than in Zoroastianism. The Avesta and other sacred books say the dog symbolizes…

— Anonymous

He was a hero to his valet, who bullied him, and a terror to most of his relations, whom he bullied in…

— Oscar Wilde

If you've ever watched someone who is a mother talk on the phone, feed the dog, bounce the baby, it's just astounding…

— Ellen Ullman

What's the point of fighting the dollars when all you need is a warm bed? When the dog barks you let him…

— Anne Sexton

To call him a dog hardly seems to do him justice, though inasmuch as he had four legs, a tail, and barked,…

— Hermione Gingold

“But how are we going to carry that great beastie back?” “Leave that to me.” Tristan got on his knees and scooped…

— Audrey Mackaman

Life is miraculous, even when it's disastrous, it's still incredible, I'm fascinated with everything, life is fascinating, I'm fascinated by trees and…

— Anonymous

The dog is in Portugal and the city of London is safe.

— Jose Mourinho

They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey.

— Amy Hempel

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

— Anonymous

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Aristocrats have heirs, the poor have children, and the rest keep dogs.

— Spike Milligan

My dog knows when to leave when not wanted, other bitches, not so smart.

— Anonymous

“It is said "Barking dogs seldom bite"…Unfortunately many dogs do not know this proverb!”

— Ankala Subbarao

A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.

— Norman Ralph Augustine

Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

You claim you a dog, my nigga, Im the vet. We cant even talk unless you cut the check.

— Wiz Khalifa

My wife and I volunteer for the Guide Dog Foundation, and we have two giant labs.

— Yul Vazquez

“The dead dog had come more than a hundred miles to find its master. [Mademoiselle Cocotte]”

— Guy de Maupassant

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.

— Anonymous

“It's only human nature for dogs to chase motorbikes”

— Peter Tinniswood

Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel.

— Todd Rundgren

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

— Lewis Grizzard