A dog is not intelligent. Never trust an animal that's surprised by it's own farts — Frank Skinner Copy Share Image
I have a rescue dog named Fideo, which means 'noodle' in Spanish, and a cat named Hutch. — Ana Ortiz Copy Share Image
When I'm at home, I'm a real big cuddler, so I sleep with my dog in my arms. — Mirai Nagasu Copy Share Image
From the dog's point of view, his master is an elongated and abnormally cunning dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!"... till you can find a rock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Who wouldn’t want to watch an averagely attractive guy kick a three legged, one eyed dog in the face as it urinates… — David Bowick Copy Share Image
Dogs may have kept us company on the hunt, but it was the cats who insisted we invent houses and discover fire. — Tran Thien Khiem Copy Share Image
We are not the only animal that mourns; apes do, and elephants, and dogs. Yet we are the only one that tortures. — Geraldine Brooks Copy Share Image
I'd love to do a character with a wife, a nice little house, a couple of kids, a dog, maybe a bit… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels… — Nikita Khrushchev Copy Share Image
I'm hoping one day to open my own shelter. I would be the person with the three-legged dog. I just love animals… — Kaley Cuoco Copy Share Image
FOOVIEW (foo' view) n. The ability of a dog to inflict guilt from any angle in the room while he watches his… — Rich Hall Copy Share Image
I never thought I could learn much from a dog or cat. They sleep when we sleep. They eat when we eat.… — Dominic Monaghan Copy Share Image
Some men like a dull life - they like the routine of eating breakfast, going to work, coming home, petting the dog,… — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image
Trying to change the world is like trying to straighten the curly tail of a dog. Try as you might, it will… — Mata Amritanandamayi Copy Share Image
“Dogs' bond with humans is bred into their very cells, their genes; it's written through their entire history, a chronicle that can… — Bill Wasik Copy Share Image
Why shouldn't it be that way for the rest of us? Why not just go with it? Just walk the dog and… — Joshua Ferris Copy Share Image
I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite their friends who don't even have dogs.… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I always call niggas fools for wanting to learn the hard way. When I'm really the fool for tryna teach 'em. When… — Joe Budden Copy Share Image
Okay, let's talk about cartoon labels for half a second - some people think anything with a dog or a car or… — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
You know a dog loves you for who you are; they don't know if you're a soccer player or not. Sometimes people… — Dries Mertens Copy Share Image
