If you love to read, if you love nature and if you have a dog, you've got it made. — Brooke Astor Copy Share Image
I can kill a dog in six ways. Five of them are throwing missiles at it. — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
I was so ugly my parents had to hang a pork chop around my neck to get the dog to play with… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Dogs are very different from cats in that they can be images of human virtue. They are like us. — Iris Murdoch Copy Share Image
“You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.” — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
Dogs aren't born knowing what or what not to do; they only learn like children. — Barbara Woodhouse Copy Share Image
I've always been a sucker for a dog called an Alaskan Malamute. It's like a little husky... my dad had one when… — Joe Dempsie Copy Share Image
If I had my personal view, perhaps that might take hold. In fact, I don't want to see another dog or cat… — Wayne Pacelle Copy Share Image
I've read that an average dog possesses a vocabulary of 200-300 words, which is enough for him to have his own Twitter… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
For me, ‘Dog Days’ symbolizes apocalyptic euphoria, chaotic freedom and running really, really fast with your eyes closed — Florence Welch Copy Share Image
I realized that all animals, not just dogs and cats and horses, were sentient beings; therefore, I just couldn't say I love… — William McNamara Copy Share Image
I had a wonderful teacher about animal behavior - my dog Rusty. He taught me that animals have personalities, minds, and feelings. — Jane Goodall Copy Share Image
Let's be honest, if the Democrats didn't support ignoring our nation's immigration laws, there is no way they could win the presidency… — Ted Nugent Copy Share Image
Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like the dog on the train that couldn't be identified because it had lost its tag. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Chili dogs, funnel cakes, fried bread, majorly greasy pizza, candy apples, ye gods. Evil food smells amazing -- which is either proof… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I haven't missed a game in two-and-a-half years. I go to the park as sick as a dog and, when I see… — Pete Rose Copy Share Image
What right do we have to claim, as some might, that human beings are the only inhabitants of our planet blessed with… — Roger Penrose Copy Share Image
Word it as softly as you please, the spirit of patriotism is the spirit of the dog and wolf. The moment there… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I'm jealous of her. Can you be jealous of your mom for being able to handle things? I couldn't take a day… — Ned Vizzini Copy Share Image
Mousse was a Labrador retriever, which is a large enthusiastic bulletproof species of dog made entirely from synthetic materials. This is the… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“(Quick soapbox moment here for you “animal people” — having a pet, even a dog, is not the same as having children.… — Robin O'Bryant Copy Share Image
In 2013, I had to do 'The Wright Stuff' on about an hour's sleep. I was asked, 'What do you make of… — Rylan Clark-Neal Copy Share Image
