If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
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I dare not so honor my mere wishes and prayers as to put them for a moment beside your noble acts; but… — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
I don’t understand why they trippin’, If you ask me, Flow is just as nice as, I admit the propane, I just… — Kanye West Copy Share Image
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I don't like sex ... I'm a single working mom with nine cats, a dog-shark, a lizard, and a bunny. I don't… — Paula Poundstone Copy Share Image
When I am wrong, he is delighted to forgive. When I am angry, he clowns to make me smile. When I am… — Gene Hill Copy Share Image
I like dogs better [than people]. They give you unconditional love. They either lick your face or bite you, but you always… — Greg Louganis Copy Share Image
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know? Like I… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I have this extraordinary life during the day, and then I get to come home to my sweet husband who loves to… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
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A dog comes to you and lives with you in your own house, but you do not therefore own her, as you… — Mary Oliver Copy Share Image
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Yeah, you got the family dog and the white picket fence, and you just think that's all there is. Some of us… — Michael Vick Copy Share Image
Not everyone is comfortable with the kissing ritual. My husband is one of them. Her refuses to press lips with anyone except… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I figured out that I could think of my childhood dog that had died, and I could bring myself to tears. So… — Henry Thomas Copy Share Image
The good folks mostly win, courage usually triumphs over fear, the family dog hardly ever contracts rabies: these are things I knew… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
So, been attacked by any vampires yet?" "Not one." "Zombies? Giant spiders? Water monsters?" It's been really quiet on the supernatural front"… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
If you look at UFC champions: BJ Penn - terrifying! GSP - terrifying! Anderson Silva - terrifying! But I'm not terrifying. I… — Forrest Griffin Copy Share Image
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside… — Milan Kundera Copy Share Image
Jesus and Paul were serious dudes. They had teeth missing. Jesus was a carpenter, Paul was in prison. These guys didn’t eat… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
It’s for my God, the god of dogs, and snakes and dust mites and albino bears and Siamese twins, the god of… — Jeanne DuPrau Copy Share Image
A dog came to my door, so I gave him a bone, the dog took the bone into the back yard and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“The first dog I ever had was called Prince. I called him after the Black Prince. You know, the fellow who...' 'Massacred… — Graham Greene Copy Share Image
Certain people are not going to connect with a book about the effect a dog has on a family. But every one… — John Grogan Copy Share Image
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Your hands are like dogs, going to the same places they've been. You have to be careful when playing is no longer… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
No town-bred dandy will compare with a country-bred one- I mean a downright bumpkin dandy- a fellow that, in the dog-days of… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
I was working out in a gym in Minneapolis and I met this guy named Eddie Sharkey. He had a school there… — Bob Backlund Copy Share Image
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And how do you know that you're mad? "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" I… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
Anyone who has a dog knows that they have some very deep thoughts, that they have moods and emotions, they get their… — Garth Stein Copy Share Image
I never met a man half so true as a dog. Treat a dog right, and he'll treat you right. He'll keep… — Mary Ann Shaffer Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to hide from my past. I want to roll in it. Like a dog, rolling in feces, I'm rolling… — Billy Idol Copy Share Image
We call ourselves a dog's 'master' - but who ever dared to call himself the 'master' of a cat? We own a… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
You have no control over your cat! You can't say to your cat, "Cat, heel! Stay! Wait! Lie down! Roll over!" 'Cause… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
All you've got is the word of a fool dog. It's been my experience that a bloodhound is the foolishest dog that… — Laurence Stallings Copy Share Image
When you're in elected office, you always have to operate under the assumption that you're in a dog fight for re-election. It's… — Kevin Yoder Copy Share Image
To do something for someone or something you loved-England or Shakespeare or a dog or the Hodbins or history-wasn't a sacrifice at… — Connie Willis Copy Share Image
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