Dog Quotes · Page 105

Truth, like milk, arrives in the dark But even so, wise dogs don't bark. Only mongrels make it hard For the milkman…

— Christopher Morley

Now I am just an elderly lady who is full of spleen, who humps around greater Boston in a God-awful hat, who…

— Anne Sexton

I have never met a dog I couldn't help; however, I have met humans who weren't willing to change.

— Cesar Millan

While cats can be infuriating, little old women in fur coats, they make me laugh. Of course, dogs, horses and my highly…

— Rita Mae Brown

Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

— Adam Smith

I have a dog and sometimes I'll be the littlest kid with my dog and marvel at his ears and his nose…

— Aaron Eckhart

The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude.

— Robert Breault

. . . owning a dog always ended with this sadness because dogs just don't live as long as people do.

— John Grogan

There's a saying I always say, "A hit dog will holler." That means a hit record will take you wherever you want…

— Jim Jonsin

In the old days villains had moustaches and kicked the dog. Audiences are smarter today. They don't want their villain to be…

— Alfred Hitchcock

Back in World War II, we viewed the Japanese as ‘yellow, slant-eyed dogs’ that believed in different gods. They were out to…

— Tom Hanks

Letters actually work. Even the top dog himself takes time every day to read 10 letters that are picked out by staff.…

— Omar Ahmad

I often think my boyfriend is going to leave me just from seeing how I talk to the dog. But you know,…

— Natasha Lyonne

I know I hold the contest record for downing the most hot dogs, and the record for most Nathan's Famous Hot Dog…

— Joey Chestnut

There is no estimating the wit and wisdom concealed and latent in our lower fellow mortals until made manifest by profound experiences;…

— John Muir

The thing we adore about these dog-whistle kerfuffles is that the people who react to the whistle always assume it's intended for…

— James Taranto

I love doing great entertainment, but I like the joke to be on me. I don't want to take advantage of some…

— Terry Crews

To show too much joy in a place such as this would be unseemly but, as he padded toward her, his tail…

— Eva Ibbotson

Dog parks are more cliquish than any other human gathering with the possible exception of seventh grade. Deal with it.

— Susan Orlean

When a really cute dog shows up on your doorstep, you can't be like, Yeah, no. You're like, Oh, yay, puppy!

— Emmy Rossum

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was…

— Milan Kundera

The dog doesn't know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.

— Donna Shalala

As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come…

— Dana Gould

“What is with this dog?" Erin demanded "she's acting like a stripper with new tits." "She's proud" Annalisa said. "She's one of…

— Shelly Laurenston

I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there.

— Mark Haddon

My dog is my only true friend that will love me unconditionally & be there with me through my most difficult times.

— Foxy

Thus every dog at last will have his day - He who this morning smiled, at night may sorrow; The grub today's…

— John Wolcot

I like dogs. You always know what a dog is thinking. It has four moods. Happy, sad, cross and concentrating. Also, dogs…

— Mark Haddon

The proportionality of what has happened to America because of unemployment and housing makes everything else look like a flea on a…

— Dylan Ratigan

Dogs are more of a responsibility than kids - you can send a kid off to their grandparents or a nanny, but…

— Jason Gann

For us in Russia communism is a dead dog. For many people in the West, it is still a living lion.

— Anonymous

“Who the hell needs this many dogs anyway?” “What’s wrong with being a pet owner?” Cameron asked. “Yeah, you pronounced ‘hoarder’ wrong.”

— Abigail Roux

I desperately want a dog, but I've been told I travel too much, and I'm not allowed to have a dog.

— Victoria Pratt

... Love never forgets; or if it does, it is an imperfect love, like the beautiful love of a dog, faithful and unreasoning.

— Margaret Deland

I hate when women compare men to dogs. Men are not dogs. Dogs are loyal. I've never found any strange panties in…

— Wanda Sykes

If your day is full of little mean, dark thoughts, is it any wonder you feel crabby? Maybe it's because you let…

— Barbara De Angelis

For the 5th time: I don't wanna come to your cat's birthday party Freak! My dog is getting married that day!

— Nikhil Saluja

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being…

— Jerome K. Jerome

I make character judgements based on whether people like animals. Worship Satan, I'll still give you a chance. Hate dogs, we ain't…

— Cameron Monaghan

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth.

— William Maxwell