Dog training Quotes · Page 2

Never trust a dog to watch your food.

— Saint Patrick

The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.

— Daniel Pinkwater

To Tom Carlson or his dog-depending on whose taste it best suits.

— Ogden Nash

Dogs like to obey. It gives them security.

— James Herriot

I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

— John Steinbeck

Here, Gentlemen, a dog teaches us a lesson in humanity.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

Nothing but love has made the dog lose his wild freedom, to become the servant of man.

— D. H. Lawrence

The dog is almost human in its demand for living interest, yet fatally less than human in its inability to foresee.

— Robert Falcon Scott

He listens to his trainer real good. He just doesn't listen to me. I still can't get him to do nothing.

— Evander Holyfield

You don't train a dog in a training hall, jerking his neck or even giving him food treats. You train him using…

— Ian Dunbar

Dogs are not people dressed up in fur coats, and to deny them their nature is to do them great harm.

— Jeanne Schinto

“In the beginning God created Heaven and Earth. Man, a bit later, created the fable that "the dog, when he understands, always…

— William Koehler

I can train any dog in 5 minutes. It's training the owner that takes longer.

— Barbara Woodhouse

“There's a world of difference between a dog that is off the leash and a dog that is trained to be off…

— Don Sullivan

“Revenge and temper tantrums have absolutely no place in dog training -- you must not let training turn into a spectacle of…

— U.S. Department of Defense

We had a dog who was named Pushinka, who was given to my father by a Soviet official. And we trained that…

— John F. Kennedy

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— Anonymous

And then there's the personal question so many of Lassie's fans want to ask: Is he allowed on the furniture? Of course…

— Julia Glass

“In dog culture, when someone calls you, you should absolutely not come if that results in the ending of something you like…

— Jean Donaldson

Men cannot think like dogs… [There exists] a sharp difference in the mental capacity of humans and canines. For example, a human…

— Corey Ford

Every dog should have a man of his own. There is nothing like a well-behaved person around the house to spread the…

— Corey Ford

“Aggression in a dog is similar to aggression in a human. We re both scared of what we don't understand, and our…

— Andre Gatling

“I am going to share with you the very essential (yet very simple) philosophies, strategies, tactics, techniques, tips, and tricks that you…

— Yohai Reuben

Hardly any animal can look as deeply disappointed as a dog to whom one says "no."

— Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

— Will Rogers

I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They…

— Jeff Daniels

When I played Lady Day, I took Aba onstage with me as a joke. He started singing-in tune!-and the audience loved it.

— Eartha Kitt

By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog.

— Barbara Holland

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

— Orlando Aloysius Battista

I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must…

— Ilona Andrews

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.

— Robertson Davies

Though he had very little Latin beyond "Cave canem," he had, as a young dog, devoured Shakespeare (in a tasty leather binding).

— Dodie Smith

She is such a scene-stealer. She's got these lashes and big eyes, and when she walks on to the set everybody just…

— Greg Kinnear

No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

— Louis Sabin

No dog is as well bred or as well mannered or as distinguished and handsome.

— Eugene O'Neill

All my dogs have been scamps and thieves and troublemakers and I've adored them all.

— Helen Hayes

There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is…

— Paul Gallico

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until…

— Erma Bombeck

Because of Diamond, I have had to begin much of the work afresh. I will not, however, rid myself of her, nor…

— Isaac Newton

My dogs have never been good at things like "sit," "stay," or even "come." I think that we've given the tourists a…

— James Stewart