Doesn Work Quotes by Casey Stengel

We're in such a slump that even the ones that are drinkin' aren't hittin'.

— Casey Stengel

They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays…

— Casey Stengel

Everybody line up alphabetically according to your height.

— Casey Stengel

Well, that's baseball. Rags to riches one day and riches to rags the next. But I've been in it 36 years and I'm used…

— Casey Stengel

No baseball pitcher would be worth a darn without a catcher who could handle the hot fastball.

— Casey Stengel

I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.

— Casey Stengel

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

— Casey Stengel

If you walk backwards, you'll find out you can go forwards and people won't know if you're coming or going.

— Casey Stengel

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their…

— Casey Stengel

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

— Casey Stengel

Two hundred million Americans, and there ain't two good catchers among 'em.

— Casey Stengel

Never make bad predictions, especially about the futture.

— Casey Stengel

I was once asked what it takes to be a great manager...my response? Great players.

— Casey Stengel

If you ran a delicatessen store, you would want to be the best delicatessen store, wouldn't you? Well, that's how I feel about the…

— Casey Stengel

You can't go out to the mound, hobbling and take a pitcher out with a cane.

— Casey Stengel