My parents told me I would become a doctor and then in my spare time I would become a concert pianist. So,… — Amy Tan Copy Share Image
There’s rivalry between the Harry Potter fans and the Twilight fans. And Twilight fans think they’re much cooler than the Harry Potter… — Matt Smith Copy Share Image
Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
From your confessor, lawyer and doctor, hide not your case on no condition. [Is this a way of saying that honesty is… — John Harington Copy Share Image
The thing that I find so bad about anger is the desire for payback. Of course, it is very human to wish… — Martha C. Nussbaum Copy Share Image
I don't know if there is some psychological thing of wanting to know where your doctor got his degree from before he… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge. — Robert Benchley Copy Share Image
It is almost impossible to be a doctor and an honest man, but it is obscenely impossible to be a psychiatrist without… — Antonin Artaud Copy Share Image
Many who are self-taught far excel the doctors, masters, and bachelors of the most renowned universities. — Ludwig von Mises Copy Share Image
Anyone who thinks they're happy should really see a doctor, because there is no reason to be happy. — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
Right now, doctors can test for about 2,500 medical conditions, but they only can treat about 500 of those. So what do… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
Sometimes it takes a lowly, title-less man to humble the world. Kings, rulers, CEOs, judges, doctors, pastors, they are already expected to… — Criss Jami Copy Share Image
If you get operated, something can go wrong and you can just say bye-bye to tennis. That's what happened to a lot… — Marat Safin Copy Share Image
I'm a bad, inconsistent person, but at least I'm not a member of the Tea Party griping incoherently about too much government,… — George Singleton Copy Share Image
I'd never heard of colon cancer. Baseball wasn't even important to me. I have a wife and two girls. That's what was… — Eric Davis Copy Share Image
Doctors are mostly impostors. The older a doctor is and the more venerated he is, the more he must pretend to know… — Thornton Wilder Copy Share Image
“Love is a chemical reaction, But it cannot be fully understood or defined by science. And though a body cannot exist without… — Suzy Kassem Copy Share Image
When the doctors explained all they had done in my brain, it's a miracle. — Seve Ballesteros Copy Share Image
Oh no, I never do much ironing, except the outside clothes. We must not iron out the fresh air and sunshine, you… — Laura Ingalls Wilder Copy Share Image
My doctors were of one mind: unless something was immediately done, I had maybe six months to live. A quintuple bypass was… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
GPs are almost the only doctors these days who understand all problems, can see the whole person…spend time with the dying…see things… — Jane Wilson-Howarth Copy Share Image
I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite. — Les Dawson Copy Share Image
There are a very small number of doctors in France that use essential oils and herbs as well as conventional drugs in… — Robert Tisserand Copy Share Image