Twelve years ago my mother gets her cataracts removed. So twelve years ago the doctor gives her these enormous sunglasses to wear to protect her eyes from the sun for 4-6 weeks after the operation...twelve years ago. She still wears… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Growing up in New Jersey, bat mitzvas were all about the elegant parties. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Women are taught that if you want to be a lady, keep your opinions to yourself and be polite. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I've never been on one of these shows where you have to make alliances and be a team player. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I started taking all these cooking classes. I learned a lot in them, but you think you're going to retain it, and you don't.… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I'm not sure when exactly I knew I was funny, but I always knew I was different. I never had an 'edit' button and… — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
Many comics stay in one city and develop their acts for that particular audience. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
If I was married to a man, and I had the same life situation that I have, it's the perfect recipe for a sitcom. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
