I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? — Jay London Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Dudley,” the doctor said, putting down his fork, “an admirable soufflé.” — Shirley Jackson Copy Share Image
I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar. — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“Hello,” my doctor said. “Are you there?” “Yes,” I said. “So, what’s going on?” “There are irregularities in your head.” “My head’s… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
My doctor said, for want of a better word, now that we've got medicines out here that can help, let's put you… — Teri Garr Copy Share Image
We just became very good friends [with Dwight Eisenhower], we played golf, we played heart exhibitions. Then his doctor said he should… — Arnold Palmer Copy Share Image
I'd like more children. I asked the doctor, she said there's still time. I still have the sippy cups. — Uma Thurman Copy Share Image
When the doctor said I had diabetes, I conjured images of languishing on a chaise longue nibbling chocolates. I have no idea… — Mary Tyler Moore Copy Share Image
The doctor said, 'You have a lump on your breast'. Hearing those words was a reminder, a kick up the bum if… — Jameela Jamil Copy Share Image
“Don't say nothin' wotever about it, ma'am,' replied Sam. 'I only assisted natur, ma'am; as the doctor said to the boy's mother,… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“I was really happy because the doctor had said I would be better by then, and I was ready for this terrible… — Sarah Todd Hammer Copy Share Image
“Say ‘Ah.’” A-H-H-H-H, he fingerspelled. Doctor Frost glanced at his mother. “He just said ‘ah’ for you,” she said weakly, and smiling.… — David Wroblewski Copy Share Image
To be diagnosed was the hardest thing because I didn't know what they were talking about... And the doctor said, Don't worry,… — Richard Pryor Copy Share Image
“But nobody else understands about the fire. If someone threw you a rope when you were drowning. If a doctor said take… — William Golding Copy Share Image
“I heard about a lady whose doctor told her, “You’ve got rabies.” Immediately, she pulled out a pad and pen and began… — Jentezen Franklin Copy Share Image
I had a bike accident a few years ago, and I went to the emergency room, and I had to have a… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“Are you feeling any better?" I asked. He nodded. "A lot better. I think it's fine." I looked at his ankle. It… — Mary Simses Copy Share Image
“We have Dragon [dictation software],” one primary care doctor said, “which you have to be careful of, because I just [dictated] ‘Patient’s… — Robert Wachter Copy Share Image
The doctor said, 'He can't last a week.' And I did. And they said, 'There's no way this kid's going to last… — Mattie Stepanek Copy Share Image
“My Teacher Sees Right Through Me I didn’t do my homework. My teacher asked me, “Why?” I answered him, “It’s much too… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
Dr. Armonson stitched up her wrist wounds. Withen 5 minutes of the transfusion he declared her out of danger. Chucking her under… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
I started having some memory-loss issues. I took a neurological exam, and they said, "Well, you should stop fighting now." And I… — Mickey Rourke Copy Share Image
“I know what you must think of me,' [the Doctor] said, his voice so slow. It was like a voice designed for… — James Goss Copy Share Image
“I ventured to remark that it did not look a very secure method of building, upon which Bundy turned his eyeglass on… — R. Austin Freeman Copy Share Image
That cactus went right through my eye. It left my eye flat. They took me to a doctor, and he said, 'We'll… — Bernard Jensen Copy Share Image
“Dr. Armonson stitched up her wrist wounds. Within five minutes of the transfusion he declared her out of danger. Chucking her under… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
“The first meeting I really remember with the good doctor was when I was starting to be able to speak English again… — Mark Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“His heart is weak, but his will is strong-more so now than ever,” he continued, shrugging into the light cape Ormsley was… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
“Any chance you might be pregnant?” I knew that wasn’t it. “Well, it wouldn’t be impossible,” I humored him. “But I know… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
Never judge people smile emoticon A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered… — Hani Copy Share Image
“The nutritionist said I should eat root vegetables. Said if I could get down thirteen turnips a day I would be grounded,… — Andrea Gibson Copy Share Image
The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there. — Ralph Wiggum Copy Share Image
My doctor said: 'A midlife crisis is completely normal.' But I felt, because I was supersober, I can't have these problems. Of… — Tony Adams Copy Share Image
![“We just became very good friends [with Dwight Eisenhower], we played golf, we played heart exhibitions. Then his doctor said he should not play golf anymore.” quote by Arnold Palmer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/4df/arnold-palmer-2127_doctors_we-just-became-very-good-friends-with-dw_500540.jpg)
![“We have Dragon [dictation software],” one primary care doctor said, “which you have to be careful of, because I just [dictated] ‘Patient’s prostate is bothering him’ and it turned out ‘Patient’s prostitute is bothering him.” quote by Robert Wachter](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/092/robert-wachter-32426_medicine_we-have-dragon-dictation-software-one-pr_1302192.jpg)
![“I know what you must think of me,' [the Doctor] said, his voice so slow. It was like a voice designed for laughing that didn't get to do it often. 'I'm going to tell you a story about a man who travels, and everywhere he goes, he makes everyone's lives better. I'm not that man. That man doesn't…” quote by James Goss](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/38a/james-goss-19280_doctor-who_i-know-what-you-must-think-of-me-the-doc_2095882.jpg)
