I had a video made of my recent knee operation. The doctor said it was the best movie I ever starred in. — Shirley MacLaine Copy Share Image
The doctor said I should do a lot of walking, so I walk to the mound nine or ten times a game. — Cal Ripken, Sr Copy Share Image
My doctor said I had OCD. I couldn't believe it. I had to call him nine times to make sure. — Judy Gold Copy Share Image
I had gone to the doctor. The doctor said, 'You're healthy as a horse. You've got two weight problems - two health… — Jason Alexander Copy Share Image
“Time is short, Doctor,” said Dax. “And the perfect is the enemy of the good. Make do with what we’ve got—and do… — David Mack Copy Share Image
He didn't want me to become a musician, he wanted me to be a doctor, because he said singing was too hard. — Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan Copy Share Image
The Governor was strong upon The Regulation Act: The Doctor said that Death was but A scientific fact: And twice a day… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera." — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I hear from patients who say their doctor said, 'If you want to take Vitamin C, go ahead and do it. It… — Linus Pauling Copy Share Image
“The doctor said a ball hit me. But I don’t remember batting.” “You were in the dugout. Henry made a bad throw.”… — Chad Harbach Copy Share Image
Go and see whether the Doctor is about,’ said Jack, ‘and if he is, ask him to look in, when he has… — Patrick O'Brian Copy Share Image
“you,” he responded instantly. “Do you feel all right? The doctor said you could have some odd feelings when you awoke. The… — C.L. Bevill Copy Share Image
“That is pretty well what the doctor said, in a lot more careful words. He says that the pills he's got her… — Alice Munro Copy Share Image
You know what the doctor said to me to cheer me up?" Fat said. "There are worse diseases than cancer." "Did he… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
“Exhausted after a full day of treating patients, William Carlos Williams angrily answered the phone. “Doctor,” said a woman’s voice, “my child… — Ross Wetzsteon Copy Share Image
“And Fairley was getting on, you know,' said the doctor, warming to his subject. 'His sight was beginning to fail - his… — Katherine Woodfine Copy Share Image
“The doctor was tensed in her chair, obviously ready to get back to her patients. Taylor paused for a moment, then asked,… — J.T. Ellison Copy Share Image
“His view of me and my ways were expressed with some degree of force to our family physician who, when at the… — John Kendrick Bangs Copy Share Image
Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor, What have you done to my boy? He's not flesh and blood, he's aluminum alloy!" The… — Tim Burton Copy Share Image
“The first time...' the Doctor said, snapping Chris out of his reverie, 'I don't remember, I was unconscious. The second time...I don't… — Kate Orman Copy Share Image
“I went to the doctor," said the woman next to Ethel. "I said to him, 'I've got an itchy twat.'" [...] She… — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
“Day wouldn’t have understood the concept of immortal cells or HLA markers coming from anyone, accent or not—he’d only gone to school… — Rebecca Skloot Copy Share Image
“Gram made me go to the doctor to see if there was something wrong with my heart. After a bunch of tests,… — Jandy Nelson Copy Share Image
As my doctor said, eventually your eyes do start to give out on you if you're not taking care of them. — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
The doctor said that every man will have cancer if he lives to be old enough. I don't know why I got… — Ray Price Copy Share Image
That was just kind of a surprise when the doctor said, 'We did a biopsy on your appendix, and you have cancer.' — Stuart Scott Copy Share Image
My dad had a couple of professions in mind for me. He either wanted me to be a doctor because he said… — Wilmer Valderrama Copy Share Image
“People,” the doctor said sadly, “are always so anxious to get things out into the open where they can put a name… — Shirley Jackson Copy Share Image
The moment the doctor said he wanted to do a biopsy, in my heart I thought I'd probably got it. But I… — Andrew Lloyd Webber Copy Share Image
My doctor told me that I really should lose some weight. "You're mildly obese," he said. And I thought, "Well, who couldn't… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
I was six years old and I had major back surgery and that paralyzed me for three months. When my back got… — Hornswoggle Copy Share Image
A man with an excruciatingly painful condition wrote me and told me that his doctor said that the only cure for what… — Henry Rollins Copy Share Image
There’s a piece of lead where my heart should beat Doctor said too dangerous to take out You’d better just leave it… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
Go back to Obamacare for a second. Remember Obama, you can keep your plan, you can keep your doctor. He said it… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
All those years on the psychiatrist's couch and suddenly the couch is moving. Good God, she is on that couch when the… — Amy Hempel Copy Share Image
"Tell me, doctor, " said the patient, "when I stand on my head, the blood rushes to it. Why doesn't it rush… — Sam Ewing Copy Share Image
“We always want to love the recipients of our charity," the doctor said, negotiating a sharp bend in the road with a… — Alan Bradley Copy Share Image
I took my grandmother to the emergency room. The doctor said that she was on an artificial life support system, and that… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
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