Question: How do you know you're God? Answer: Simple. When I pray to him, I find I'm talking to myself. — Peter O'Toole Copy Share Image
I will probably go to jail, but do you know what? There's a lot of good people who go to jail. — James Traficant Copy Share Image
Do you know what happens after you lose the Super Bowl? The world ends. It just stops. — Joe Kapp Copy Share Image
Do you know the hallmark of the second-rater? It's resentment of another man's achievement. — Ayn Rand Copy Share Image
Do you know what happens with people who cannot govern themselves? That's right. Others come in to govern for them. — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
Do you know why God subjects you to so many miseries? That He may bestow on you the riches of heaven. — Paul of the Cross Copy Share Image
François: Do you know what kind of a bomb it was? Clouseau: Yes, the exploding kind. — Peter Sellers Copy Share Image
How many married couples do you know who met over accounting books in a Starbucks? — David Schweikert Copy Share Image
I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel… — Yulia Tymoshenko Copy Share Image
Do you know the difference between a woman with PMS and a snarling Doberman pinscher? The answer is lipstick. Do you know… — John Hagee Copy Share Image
If you don't have time to do it right you must have time to do it right you must have time to… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
On a smash TV series, you make much more money than you ever can in a movie. Do you know how much… — Lee Rich Copy Share Image
If you have an offense against me, do you know you can't repent of my sin? You can only plead your own… — Johnny Hunt Copy Share Image
Shouldn't a three-course meal be 90 minutes? Do you know how hard you have to edit your menu to pull that off?… — David Chang Copy Share Image
Do you know why I love God? Because Heaven is real. And one day, when we get to Heaven, we are going… — Nick Vujicic Copy Share Image
Do you know the times when one seems to stick fast in circumstances like the fly in the jam-pot? It can't be… — A. C. Benson Copy Share Image
I'm not an L.A. guy. I don't take meetings - you know what I mean? I don't really know how to interact… — James Vincent McMorrow Copy Share Image
Do you know why the leaves change colour?... Before a tree sheds a leaf it pumps it full of all the poison… — Mark Lawrence Copy Share Image
You can't make anything without making mistakes, do you know what I mean? Robert De Niro's in the 'Rocky and Bullwinkle' film.… — James Corden Copy Share Image
War has a momentum of its own and it carries you away from all thoughtful intentions when you get into it. Today,… — George F. Kennan Copy Share Image
Joe Lauzon is not seen as the top guy in his division, He's not the champion. Do you know how many people… — Dana White Copy Share Image
You know what an effective deterrent to crime is? Jail! And do you know what kind of criminal penalty actually makes people… — Matt Taibbi Copy Share Image
Do you know what the overhead is of the Medicare system? One-point-zero-five percent. Do you know what - private insurance is 30… — Anthony Weiner Copy Share Image
She [Alice] went on "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad.… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
I've learned when to get out. I've never wasted too much time with the wrong person, and that's one thing I'm proud… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
It is often said in the Bible that God spake unto Moses, but how do you know that God spake unto Moses?… — Thomas Paine Copy Share Image
I train like I'm training for the Olympics or for a Mr. America contest, the way I've always trained my whole life.… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
When I moved to New York, I had nothing. And a friend of mine also had nothing. And he said, 'Hey, come… — Santino Fontana Copy Share Image
Gentlemen, do you know what is the finest speech that I ever in my life heard or read? It is the address… — Lajos Kossuth Copy Share Image
Those who created this country chose freedom. With all of its dangers. And do you know the riskiest part of that choice… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
Do you know how I feel about that? I'm sure this is no big surprise... what a mistake. I should never have… — Harry Reid Copy Share Image
Do you know God? Do you know there is a power greater than ourselves which manifests itself within us as well as… — Peace Pilgrim Copy Share Image
Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper! — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
Do you know what the Negro is? Animal right out of the jungle. Passion. Welfare. Easy life. That's the Negro. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Do you know what Irish Alzheimer's is? It's when you forget everything but your grudges. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Everyone keeps asking me: 'Are you going to win?' How on earth do you know if you're going to win or not? — Lester Piggott Copy Share Image
Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to… — Jean Kerr Copy Share Image
![“She [Alice] went on "And how do you know that you're mad?" "To begin with," said the Cat, "a dog's not mad. You grant that?" "I suppose so," said Alice. "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see, a dog growls when it's angry, and wags it's tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and…” quote by Lewis Carroll](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/64a/lewis-carroll-324_alice-adventures-in_she-alice-went-on-and-how-do-you-know-th_2800952.jpg)
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