Divorce Quotes · Page 26

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.

— Rita Rudner

The divorce has lasted way longer than the marriage, but finally it's over.

— Nora Ephron

“If bye is meant to be separation, why do people say good bye.”

— Rushabh Patel

Nobody wants to talk about divorce, especially as a woman under 30.

— Carly Pearce

“Surprises, I feel now, are primarily a form of violence.”

— Suzanne Finnamore

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

— Helen Rowland

No one's going to go see the story of Othello going to get a peaceful divorce.

— Joss Whedon

Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today.

— Bob Hastings

“Separation is another word for evil; it is also another word for deceit. All that exists is a magnificent interweaving, vast and…

— Michel Houellebecq

For a lot of people, divorce is traumatic, but for us, it made for a happier family. It was miserable to watch…

— Rachael Ray

“It is possible for your ex, your boyfriend or girlfriend, or your husband or wife, to no longer be your type.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.

— Ursula Parrott

I had a romantic, 'Aren't I a good girl?' take on divorce, but the truth is that was stupid.

— Ali MacGraw

“Every success and failure of any relationship is two-sided. No matter how thin, the pancake always has two sides. Yes, I blew…

— Dan Pearce

Divorce is divorce and it's a really tough thing to go through, (But) I'd love to get married again.

— Nicole Kidman

You hear all the time that money can change people. Well, divorce can really change people.

— Jeannie Mai

Divorce is fairly common these days, and I think many times people disregard the emotional impact that divorce has on a couple…

— Steve Carell

“I believe that. All divorce does is divert you, taking you away from everything you thought you knew and everything you thought…

— Mitch Albom

If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because…

— Al Goldstein

I'm one of the people that were divorced by 30, which is apparently a growing group... Obviously it's something that affects you…

— Diablo Cody

“There must be a divorce! Within the egg of sin there sleeps the seed of damnation! Man, there must be a divorce…

— Charles Spurgeon

The children don't choose to be in the business, but the harming and long-term effects through arguments, divorce and conflicts over the…

— Robert Irvine

“Naturally, I do blame Françoise. I blame her for having N in the first place. She was young, she was beautiful, she…

— Suzanne Finnamore

The obvious effect of frivolous divorce will be frivolous marriage. If people can be separated for no reason they will feel it…

— Anonymous

Being a parent is a huge part of who I am, and of course I share that with other women. I'm not…

— Elle Macpherson

Just as children, step by step, must separate from their parents, we will have to separate from them. And we will probably…

— Judith Viorst

The story of my life has been of public interest, which is why I've been so passionate about having a private identity.…

— Emma Watson

You know, unfortunately divorce it happens in Kansas as much as it does in Hollywood. And, you know, women having to start…

— Debra Messing

I don't read reviews. Just because that is something that's directly connected to my job. I'm doing this because I love it,…

— Kate Winslet

“Separation! They were very much alike in ideas and temperament, and just then they were helping each other as much as they…

— Henri Barbusse

“My parents are humans too. This has been one of my greatest awakenings in adulthood: my parents being regular people, too. They…

— Natalie Brenner

“Nina could scarcely believe a house could be as quiet as the one on Washington Street. Although there were moments when she…

— Jean Elson

Matrimony is the price of love -- divorce, the rebate.

— Helen Rowland

Nick has said he would divorce me if I got Botox.

— Megan Mullally

Especially if it's man-to-man, I gotta find a way to create separation.

— Nelson Agholor

Sometimes you divorce a part of yourself to save yourself emotionally.

— Kalup Linzy

Pink Floyd is like a marriage that's on a permanent trial separation.

— Rick Wright

My parents' divorce settlement involved a bar tab.

— Christopher Titus

Time doesn't take away from true friendship, nor does separation.

— Tennessee Williams

My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.

— Milton Berle