Dismal Policeman Quotes by Brendan Behan

Many a man has decided to stay alive not because of the will to live but because of the determination not to give assorted…

— Brendan Behan

Pound notes are the best religion in the world.

— Brendan Behan

“It's a queer world, God knows, but the best we have to be going on with.”

— Brendan Behan

There is no human situation so miserable that it cannot be made worse by the presence of a policeman.

— Brendan Behan

I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and…

— Brendan Behan

I ruined my health drinking to other people's.

— Brendan Behan

“I respect kindness in human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for…

— Brendan Behan

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis.

— Brendan Behan

There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.

— Brendan Behan

There's no bad publicity except an obituary.

— Brendan Behan

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

— Brendan Behan

I saw a notice which said, 'Drink Canada Dry' and I've just started.

— Brendan Behan