TeenQuotes **MISSING UNICORN** Its light purple with a drak purple mane. If you see it, you'reprobably high. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In life we sometimes feel that alldoors are now closed for us. If that happens in your life remember a closed door… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can I see your phone? Uhm, yeah, a moment, I just have to send a text. *Delete, Delete, Delete, Delete* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
TEACHER:this isn't some paper you can just write the night before ME:you underestimate my power — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry Guys. We haven't time to wrote funny thoughts.reality not a fun.Sometimes later you understand that things but not right now. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money. O__o — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm the type of person that tries to make everyone happy, but when I need someone to make me happy, there's no… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you screw tehe word up so much even autocorrect can't figure it out . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time, & they never notice. But once you make mistake,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My phone's battery lasts longer than people's relationships these days.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holding her hand in public is just another way of saying you'reproud to have her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people's relationship statusshould be in a relationship with___, while cheating with __ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One Of Those Days Where Your Just Watching Dragon Ball Z All Day And Eating Popcorn. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear slut, this may come as a surprise but your boobs go inside your shirt — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Singing in the shower: I sound like adele singing in front of people: I sound like a dying walrus — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's when you go bathroom to pee at 3:00 am and you rush back to bed coz it feels someonecreepy is at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom (on computer): do I click this? You: No! What are you doing? just give me the computer, I'll do it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me watching the Olympics: Oh wow, that was impressive! Announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE! (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Justin Bieber was probably chillin watching Wizards of Waverly Place a couple years ago, Now he's fuckin the main character. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a little kid asks me to open something for them...and I cant... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Did You Know About My relationship with my sibling(s)? We're pretty close. Although, my older sister and I argue a lot:P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Katy Perry: Blue hair. Nicki Minaj: Pink hair. Rihanna: Red hair. Lady Gaga: Green hair. OMG, I thought the Power Rangers were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Since I'm giving you guys advice,can you amazing people give me advice on something..? Please(: ~ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And it is only the woman who cheers her husband through lifes thick and thin, good and bad situations and stands firmly… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
When no one is watching: Like a boss. When everyone is looking: Utter dumbass fail — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*girl sees another girl wear same shirt* THAT HOE STOLE MY STYLE… *guy sees another guy wear same shirt* cool shirt bro — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess you were just one of those people that walked into my life, taught me a lesson, and then walked away — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone calls you & asksWho is this? ... Like bitch, you called me! who are YOU? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your gum randomly falls out your mouth when you're talking to someone — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WORST MOMENT EVER: Watching a good show and then BAM. A sad, abusive animal commercial comes on. :c — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Omg, omg. I'm so happy. 30 likes and I'll say why. How are you all doing?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That heart attack moment when your phone is in a different pocket than normal so you start to panic.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FORGIVING AND ALL THAT CUTE SAPPY I LOVE YOU AND I WON'T EVER HURT YOU LIKE EVER ONLY HAPPENS IN MOVieS FUCK — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just Got The Power Back On Here(: We Had a Bad Storm Knocked Down Alot Of Trees And Power Lines. But Everything's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Microsoft Word, I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right. Sincerely, EVERYBODY WITH AN UN-COMMON NAME — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one who spends their weekends on the computer,eating, and watching movies all by themselves? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope I get to go home tomorrow.. I hate being here at my moms house.. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A woman's whole life is a history of the affections. - Washington Irving — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: Haha I'm older! Friend:Haha you'll die first! Me: Not if I get my license first and run you over bitch! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
