Sometimes I wonder if you're really that busy, or you just can'tbe bothered to reply to my messages. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you lose : Who cares ?! It's just a game ! When you win: HAHAHA IN YOUR FACE LOSER ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If only you saw what I could seeyou'd understand why I want you so desperately right now I'mlooking at you and I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is only his wife who stands by her husband like a rock and cheers him up through ups and downs and… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
I think I'll just move on because at the end of the day I'm pretty sure you already did. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: You look like your Mom! Haha Friend: How? Me: You just doo... Hahaha Friend: Do I really have that many wrinkles?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Normal Teenager: Makes sure tobe quiet while sneaking out of the house at 1am. Me: Makes sure to be quiet while making… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anyone here a fan of The Little Mix? OR. is anyone a fan of Odd Future? lol — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I wasn't on yesterday. We had a storm where I live, and the electric wasn't on until about an hour ago — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when everyone is laughing their ass off& you don't know what's going on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That mood where you're just like: Fuck the fuck off, you annoying fucking fucker. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When the person I like doesn't text back fast, I either think I didsomething wrong or they are talking to someone better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Injuries i've had- NONE. i've never broken a bonebefore, or anything like that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: School's almost over, Teacher: And this is crazy, Teacher: But here's 3 projects, Teacher: Due by Friday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the bathroom is silent except forthe sound of your pee and you hope the person washing their hands… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear crush, HELLLOOOOO. OVER HERE. Right here. No, not there. Over here. Yeah. Hello, I exist.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hitting your hip on the corner ofthe counter and feeling like you just got shot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone says something super funny and you react 2 minutes later — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher thinks that something she said was funny, and the rest of the class is sitting there like, no. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear students , I know when your texting in class, Sincerely no one looks at there crotch and smiles, -sincerely your teacher ! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how many times I sayI hate you, just remember that you're really the only thing holding me together.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear student who finished the test in 7 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL. Sincerely, still on the 1st question. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LIKE if you don't care what people think about you because you do what YOU want — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That smart question facebook ppl always ask. Whats your name?-And your name is displayed right there -.- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is one of the only movies that I knew the ending to, but I still bawled like a baby when I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Almost considered doing something with my life, but thenI sat down and logged into Facebook — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks. Good way to hide your identity, its not like your a giant turtle or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We all hate waiting anxiously for a text, then realizing you forgot to click SEND. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Saying, That's crazy when you haven't been paying attention to what someone's saying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I haven't been on guys, I know, but if I'm not on for a few days, it's because of Hurricane Sandy, Imight… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you put something in a safe place so you don't lose it and then forget where that safe… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward little dance You do when your trying to put on skinny jeans — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Said goodbye and walk too fast. But I am always trapped on a dead end. An end that starts again with YOU. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: How old is your baby? Woman: 36 months. Me: Why can't you just say 3 years old!? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My friend and I do this all the time to my other friend, but with us, it's either The Hunger Games, or… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your teacher takes off an unnecessary amount of points for a stupid mistake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your internet won't work& you don't know what to do with yourself all day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The worst feeling is when someone makes you feel special, then suddenly leaves you hanging & you have to act like you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mine Is Harry Styles Asked Me To be The Mother Of His Children Because I Flipped My Hair And Overwhelmed Him Whats… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
