Girl: What the fuck?! Me:That's exactly what they said when you were born. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when teachers say from all this talking, I assume your done working SHUT UP,from all this complaining, I assume… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one Who will spend 20 minutes trying to get my messy bun perfect? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just realized the tooth fairy teaches us to sell our body parts for money. O__o — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you're wearing sweatpants & youhave no pockets. So you put your phone on your waist and it slides… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awesome moment when you are telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you — Cyvin Jay Copy Share Image
Admit it. You get a small rush of happiness when your crush likes your Facebook picture or status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I. Like. It. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In.Your. Head. Pauses. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you make eye contact with a stranger more than once. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everytime the phone rings, I wish it was you. Haha, jk. I know you hate me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If its true the Earth keeps rotating on its axis, love only can be the axis of life — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
Why is there a show calledWhen animals attack? It shouldbe called When stupid people go near dangerous animals. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Said goodbye and walk too fast. But I am always trapped on a dead end. An end that starts again with YOU. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im having a baby! What normal people think: Aww congratulations í! What I think: They had....... sex. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Have a look sometimes into the depths of pain. What is the value of a human being and what constitutes humanity? This… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
A man who has so much love to give, celebrates valentines day every passing day in his heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, my friends don't care if my room is messy, they just careif we have food — Anonymous Copy Share Image
THERES THIS, one person. & there so beautiful. God must have made them perfectly. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
