I love you, only 00.1%..divided by 0! Note: Anything divided by zero is infinite — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear friend, Please stop tagging me in the pictures where I look like I'm on DRUGS — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you think someone is ignoring you when in reality you just didn't press send. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear parents, Pinocchio was a liar. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party. Sincerely, it's not our fault,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Mom! I have good news! You got a 100% on your math test?! I said I have good news, not a miracle. — Maria Micah Rosales Copy Share Image
L hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when a parent bursts into the room and you switch tabs faster than lightning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holding her hand in public is just another way of saying you'reproud to have her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He was everything, everything that I wanted. We were meant tobe, supposed to be, but we lost it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Seriously, it's 2012. Can we please get some waterproof phones ? I would like to text in the shower. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My phone's battery lasts longer than people's relationships these days.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I was a teacher, I would try to figure out who had a crush on who and make sure they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even when the sex is great, sometimes women just want to be held, shown attention and listened to attentively making them feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dude I have something really funny to tell you!� *Adult walks into room* ..I'll tell you in a minute� — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who says that Delhi Police is notdoing its job honestly. What proof is needed for the honesty and dedication with which DelhiPolice… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
So a police man came up to me with a sniffer dog & said, This dog tells me you're on drugs.I'm on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As painful as it may seem, sometimes you're supposed to fall in love with someone, but not meant to be with them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
