I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, I missed Jenna so much that it was almost a physical ache. I wanted to hold her hand, and hear her… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“You are a fucking delight, princess. It’s like you know the dirty jokes in my head I’m too scared to make in… — Melanie Harlow Copy Share Image
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
“poetry readings have to be some of the saddest damned things ever, the gathering of the clansmen and clanladies, week after week,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“But I love to drink. I can’t help it. I mean, I love it Bryson-love the taste, love that buzz you get… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“This is not what I had in mind," she muttered to Bill,who was hovering,always,on the rim of the cupboard next to her… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
“He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“I glance around the set—everyone is buzzing like worker bees getting ready for the shot. Cordelia’s getting primped and powdered by a… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
I guess it's hard to tune in and know what's going on...because there's about 10 storylines going at one time. So if… — Michael Cera Copy Share Image
The cheesecake was smooth and lush, with the personality of a warm and well-to-do uncle who knows a hundred dirty jokes and… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
