Dionysus Quotes by Rick Riordan

The world will fall, the gods will die, and I will never achieve a perfect score on this stupid machine. -Dionysus

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“Dionysus was an overgrown brat, but he was an immortal, superpowerful overgrown brat. I said,”

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Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!

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I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-

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Hello!” The girl in the blood-red dress beamed at Leo. “Are you Dionysus?” There was only one answer to that. “Yes!” Leo…

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Are you suggesting that the gods have trouble acting together, young lady?" Dionysus asked. Yes, Lord Dionysus." Mr. D nodded. "Just checking.…

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I turned to Dionysus. "You cured him?" "Madness is my specialty. It was quite simple." "But...you did something nice. Why?" He raised…

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God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the…

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“Did someone just call me the wine dude ?” he asked in a lazy drawl. “It’s Bacchus, please. Or Mr. Bacchus. Or…

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I knew Dionysus must've filled it out, because he stubbornly insisted on getting my name wrong: Dear _______Peter Johnson__________,

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It is," I said. "And it's not even difficult. But I need your promise on the River Styx." "What?" Dionysus cried. "You…

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Even Dionysus's welcome-home speech wasn't enough to dampen my spirits. "Yes, yes, so the little brat didn't get himself killed and now…

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“And there, shimmering in the Mist right next to us, was the last person I wanted to see: Mr. D, wearing his…

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But remember, boy, that a kind act can sometimes be as powerful as a sword. As a mortal, I was never a…

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You're Dionysus," I said. "The god of wine." Mr. D rolled his eyes. "What do they say these days, Grover? Do the…

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And, whoa!" He turned to Mr.D. "Your the wine dude? No way!" Mr.D turned hi eyes away from me and gave Nico…

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I turned and found Dionysus standing there, still in his black suit. Walk with me,” he said. Where to?” I asked suspiciously.…

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If I had my way," Dionysus said, "I would cause your molecules to erupt in flames. We'd sweep up the ashes and…

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“The god of wine looked around at the assembled crowd. “Miss me?” The satyrs fell over themselves nodding and bowing. “Oh, yes,…

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Wonderful, Annabeth thought. Her own mother, the most levelheaded Olympian, was reduced to a raving, vicious scatterbrain in a subway station. And,…

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“Perseus Jackson, I do expect you to refrain from causing any more trouble. " "Trouble?" I demanded. Dionysus snapped his fingers. A…

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“Grover Underwood of the satyrs!" Dionysus called. Grover came forward nervously. "Oh, stop chewing your shirt," Dionysus chided. "Honestly, I'm not going…

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I will deny I ever said this, of course, but the gods need heroes. They always have. Otherwise we would not keep…

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