I'll just be sitting down having dinner with girlfriends or something and people come up and ruin the dinner. — Holly Valance Copy Share Image
“After dinner I told her I wouldn’t put away the plates, because I might cause an earthquake (plate tectonics).” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
And your dinner for the orchestra officials." "Haven't you ever had people coming over and no time to shop? You have to… — Thomas Harris Copy Share Image
Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Never, ever ask a former clergyman to say the blessing over a holiday dinner. Not if you like your dinner warm, anyway. — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
My mother's side is Italian; my father's side is Jewish. We're the kind of family where every Sunday night we have dinner… — Lea Michele Copy Share Image
I like doing something romantic with a girl on Valentines Day, like making her dinner and keeping it simple. The more quality… — Spencer Boldman Copy Share Image
I'm happiest on set because I'm not myself. I'm someone else. The moustache, the dinner jacket. It's not me. You're always this… — Jean Dujardin Copy Share Image
Communication Was never big in my house. We sat together over dinner, but the only sound you'd hear was crunching and chewing… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
The South has a way of worshipping appearances - the suburbs are all about presentation and amazing flowers and a beautiful yard… — Paul Downs Colaizzo Copy Share Image
If two people have a couple of kids, somebody does have to take care of the kids. Somebody does have to cook… — Debora Spar Copy Share Image
The LPGA is basically corporate America's dinner party, and they can invite whomever they want. They're not ready for people getting up… — Hollis Stacy Copy Share Image
“You want me to invite him to dinner.” “I want you to invite him to dinner,” she agreed. “You know,” he said,… — Matthew Haldeman-Time Copy Share Image
I hate dinner parties, you know, can't stand them. Friends don't bother inviting me any more, because they know I won't come.… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
The table is the number one place we pass on family stories and it's the knowledge of where your family came from… — Laurie David Copy Share Image
I was often very, incredibly naughty, and if I didn't come home at tea time I used to be sent to bed… — Diane Cilento Copy Share Image
Two women at a resort discussed dinner: "The food here is lousy," the first noted. "You're right! And such small portions!!" the… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
To buy dinner transmits that you feel time spent in your date's company has been a pleasure and a privilege. — Lynn Coady Copy Share Image
I definitely have a family. I have a boyfriend who has kids, and we do normal things every day, like get up… — Tina Yothers Copy Share Image
“There are times when wisdom cannot be found in the chambers of parliament or the halls of academia but at the unpretentious… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We went to dinner and healed the wounds, at least to a certain degree. But I hope he understands the hurt he… — Ian St. John Copy Share Image
Serena Williams [ispires me]. The first time I met her, she was like, "We should hang out and go to dinner," and… — Gabby Douglas Copy Share Image
I have gotten to a point in my life where I don't want to have dinner with someone I don't like. — John Frankenheimer Copy Share Image
The song 'Humiliation' is kind of about what if, outside of a dinner party or something, I was blown up by a… — Matt Berninger Copy Share Image
Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Vincent Van Gogh, who said to the hat salesman, I like it, but it keeps sliding over my ear. Never got a… — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
I do not think anything serious should be done after dinner, as nothing should be before breakfast. — George Saintsbury Copy Share Image
I enter my studio at 9 a.m. I have lunch here, I return right away to my work and I go out… — Oscar Niemeyer Copy Share Image
I still have the shirt I wore my first time on Johnny Carson's show. Only now I use it as a tablecloth… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I really enjoy making dinner for my kids and my husband - chopping ginger and marinating the tofu. — Sadie Frost Copy Share Image
I'd rather have dinner with Don King than with Mark Furhman. But then, I'm American. I have no perspective. — Tucker Carlson Copy Share Image
Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Mostly though, they waited. For the mail. For the news. For the bells. For breakfast and lunch and dinner. For one day… — Julie Otsuka Copy Share Image
I have always thought that there is no more fruitful source of family discontent than a housewife's badly cooked dinners and untidy… — Isabella Beeton Copy Share Image
Thanksgiving is the day you don't know if you're invited for dinner or an intervention either way is going to be an… — Felipe Esparza Copy Share Image
Choose wisely, then eat in moderation. When I know I'm going to Mom's for dinner, I throw an extra 20 minutes on… — Danny Pino Copy Share Image
Holly McGhee said I should come to dinner with them. That first dinner, I said something pretty smart-alecky, and Alison [McGhee] laughed… — Kate DiCamillo Copy Share Image
And even if she says no, and really means yes, then quite frankly she's playing games and isn't worth the price of… — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image