Someone told me that they didn't want to take a flu shot because they didn't want to put a foreign substance in… — Michael Specter Copy Share Image
Rip Van Winkle, who said, Don't make the bed; I'm just going to the bathroom. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
- Just that. Your family must be very different from mine. - I’d say so. - I laughed. - For one, no… — Kiera Cass Copy Share Image
I'm only on Instagram, and it's under a ridiculous name, and I'm friends with, like, five people, all of whom I've had… — Cristin Milioti Copy Share Image
Try to imagine a life without timekeeping. You probably can’t. You know the month, the year, the day of the week. There… — Mitch Albom Copy Share Image
Directors are always changing things at the last minute. Actors will do a scene, and the director will say, ‘Okay, that was… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
It's a long story. Want a refill?" "No, let's start the steak. Where's the button?" "Right here." "Well, push it." "Me? You… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
I don't know John Riggins. I mean, I've met him a few times, and I had dinner with him once. — Daniel Snyder Copy Share Image
There's not much to do in Atlanta, so the cast went to the gym together, went shopping together, and dinner was always… — Timothy Olyphant Copy Share Image
Since the dawn of time, women have been attracted to mates with strong survival skills—like intelligence and physical prowess— because men with… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
My neighbors tell me of their adventures with famous gentlemen and ladies, what notabilities they met at the dinner-table; but I am… — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
In order to have good fried chicken, you should wash and season the bird the morning you're preparing it for dinner. Don't… — Paula Deen Copy Share Image
I would not vote for the mayor. It's not just because he didn't invite me to dinner, but because on my way… — Fidel Castro Copy Share Image
“In united families, they might sleep with half filled stomach but no one sleeps with empty stomach.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
You mustn't stand about. Come home with me to dinner.’ ‘No.’ More shakes his head. ‘I would rather be blown around on… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
News footage came on the TV during dinner of bloody bodies coming back from battle in Vietnam, or the race riots in… — Jello Biafra Copy Share Image
Doctor says to a man, "You're pregnant!" The man says, "How does a man get pregnant?" The doctor says, "The usual way… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A photographer went to a socialite party in New York. As he entered the front door, the host said 'I love your… — Sam Haskins Copy Share Image
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. — Orson Welles Copy Share Image
Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Molly was committing dinner by that time, aided and abetted by Sanya, who seemed to take some kind of grim Russian delight… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
I'm not really that private of a person. I live in a small town and I'm very neighborly. I go out to… — John Corbett Copy Share Image
Reading, for me, is like this: consumptive, pleasing, calming, as much as edifying. It's how I feel after a good dinner. That's… — Tara Bray Smith Copy Share Image
The South has a way of worshipping appearances - the suburbs are all about presentation and amazing flowers and a beautiful yard… — Paul Downs Colaizzo Copy Share Image
