I recall the night that President McKinley died. I was working at the time at a theatre in St. Louis. The oppressive… — Al Jolson Copy Share Image
[He died of thirst?] That sounds, if I might say, like the greatest Sprite commercial ever. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
People who like to cook like to talk about food....without one cook giving another cook a tip or two, human life might… — Laurie Colwin Copy Share Image
I have a memory of my mother kneeling in front of a cabinet in our home, tenderly cradling her wedding china. We… — Roma Downey Copy Share Image
Hope is to a man as a bladder to a learning swimmer--it keeps him from sinking in the bosom of the waves,… — Owen Feltham Copy Share Image
women used to be elected only when their husbands died and they became widows. The men found this was too hard on… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
God brought me to Himself at about the age of 4. My parents were devout believers and my Dad was in Bible… — Ben Zobrist Copy Share Image
when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's… — Sean Lock Copy Share Image
The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news is that we got exclusive footage. — Jessica Savitch Copy Share Image
When Coltrane died, a void appeared in this music that has not been filled yet. He maintained a forward motion in his… — Bill Dixon Copy Share Image
My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker. — Dan Rather Copy Share Image
I believe our flag is more than just cloth and ink. It is a universally recognized symbol that stands for liberty, and… — John Thune Copy Share Image
My dad died from pancreatic cancer at 54... I'm making sure I'm eating my vegetables and staying away from the red meat. — Chumlee Copy Share Image
More people died as a result of the tiny abortive Easter Uprising against British rule in Ireland (1916) than died as a… — Adolf Hitler Copy Share Image
In truth, I barely knew my father at all. He was 53 when I was born, and when I was ten he… — Rory Bremner Copy Share Image
When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
A certain ultra-dignified gentleman of unusual prominence carried himself so stiffly that nobody felt free to call him by his first name.… — B. C. Forbes Copy Share Image
Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died. — Mike Gordon Copy Share Image
The only answer to the endless chains of why, why, why is that the alternatives died — Daniel Dennett Copy Share Image
you've got to wish for something the whole time when you're seventeen. You've got to, or there's nothing to live for. However… — Charlotte Bingham Copy Share Image
The story of the Republican Party is of a far-right that has moved from the fringes of the party to a complete… — Jonathan Chait Copy Share Image