Eli Easton

“When a man is a hero, he deserves to be sexed in the ass.”

— Eli Easton

“New love is grand. Savor all the crazy, muddled might of it.”

— Eli Easton

“He could inspire ballads. He could inspire wars.”

— Eli Easton

“Fielding was a strange dichotomy of arrogant genius and self-conscious wallflower.”

— Eli Easton

“Oh, my dear son.” She squeezed his hands. “He makes you dance .”

— Eli Easton

“It made old childhood traumas rise up like bad Chinese food does the next day.”

— Eli Easton

“No one's going to come shopping if the 'for sale' sign isn't on the door.”

— Eli Easton

“I’m not very good at multi-tasking. My therapist says I have an over-developed ability to focus.”

— Eli Easton

“Don't worry about what other people think. Do what makes you happy. Do whatever it takes to make the people in your…

— Eli Easton

“In her face I saw what I'd never fully admitted to myself- the humiliatingly pathetic hopelessness of my love.”

— Eli Easton

“Something hot rolled over in my stomach. It felt like uneasiness that maybe shared a condo wall with terror. And maybe arousal…

— Eli Easton

“He’d spied my shelf of DVDs and was already over there looking at the titles. He interrupted me with a gasp. “Oh,…

— Eli Easton

“It’s physically impossible to be both a dork and gay. It’s like saying you’re color blind and blind. The universe will only…

— Eli Easton

“Uh-huh. You can’t fool me. The kind of compassion you have is like a diamond—won under tremendous pressure. Well, whatever fire forged…

— Eli Easton

“If we’re being honest, then, yeah, it’s going to suck donkey ass. But we’ll get to the other side, and we’ll be…

— Eli Easton

“I’d pushed the previous night’s conversation far off into a distant archive in my mind. It was sealed in a lockbox. Guarded…

— Eli Easton

“No matter how many times I'd fantasized about being with a guy, being with Owen, it had never come close to the…

— Eli Easton

“What you are to me is the guy that I’ve been madly in love with since sixth grade. You’re the guy I…

— Eli Easton

“Michael scrambled around again and kissed James’s lips and cheeks in brief, silly pecks. “Breakfast?” “You offering or ordering?” James grumbled. “I’m…

— Eli Easton

“I didn’t kiss him back even as my body went wild internally, blood being police escorted to certain extremities, endorphins diving out…

— Eli Easton

“THE THING about Fielding was, the other shoe always dropped eventually. Because Fielding was like a database. Nothing you ever said or…

— Eli Easton

“Would you mind if we talked later? While I agree it’s valuable for housemates to become better acquainted, I’m not very good…

— Eli Easton

“I'm serious. I'm tired of thinking about sex all the time and not getting any. Me and my right hand need to…

— Eli Easton

“There were times in life when the path before you was so clear, that engaging in planning was little more than verification…

— Eli Easton

“What do I want? I stared at him stupidly. What I wanted was to be with Andy forever, for us to be…

— Eli Easton

“Eddie made up a small bowl with some pieces of bread with peanut butter and a cut-up apple. Not for the first…

— Eli Easton

“No matter what you do with your life during the day, there’s always that moment when you have to wake up with…

— Eli Easton

“Joshua tried to find the right words to explain how things were--how they'd always been. "It's like... prairie dogs." Ben quirked an…

— Eli Easton

“Michael looked embarrassed. “No, I don’t really… I mean in real life, I don’t do that. I read BDSM once in a…

— Eli Easton

“He squeezed me hard and kissed my cheek. "I love you, Jordy." I'd told Owen that I loved him before, but at…

— Eli Easton

“No matter what you do with your life during the day, there's always that moment when you have to wake up with…

— Eli Easton

“No, Owen. That's what I am to you. I'm your best friend. But that's not what you're to me." He shook his…

— Eli Easton

“He was looking me over in that weird, intense way he had, like I was a rare species of beetle and he…

— Eli Easton

“He wasn't the most graceful swimmer in the world, or the fastest, but he had a lot of anger to burn off…

— Eli Easton

“They all stood around Rav, waiting for his answer. Not in an unfriendly way. Well, except for Lance, who was unfriendly on…

— Eli Easton

“My mind was not driving the car. If you doubt me, try being a twelve-year-old boy with your biggest sexual fantasy punning…

— Eli Easton

“I swear to God, Boss,” he said one day. “Ya ain’t never been a talker, but lately, if ya’d a had to…

— Eli Easton

“You’re going to drive me crazy, aren’t you,” Hank said. “’Crazy’ is an ambiguous term with no clinical meaning, and it’s insulting…

— Eli Easton

“Several other of the quickened in the group shimmied their butts, and Sammy found his own butt wagging at the general excitement.”

— Eli Easton

“We argued over it so much, there was metaphorical blood dripping down the walls of almost every room in the frat house.”

— Eli Easton