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Eli Easton

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[Wikipedia] Jane Jensen is an American video game designer and author. She is the creator of the Gabriel Knight series of adventure games, and also co-founded Oberon Media and Pinkerton Road video game development companies. Jensen also writes under the name Eli Easton.

Quotes by Eli Easton · Page 2

“Fielding was a strange dichotomy of arrogant genius and self-conscious wallflower.”

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“THE THING about Fielding was, the other shoe always dropped eventually. Because Fielding was like a database. Nothing you ever said or…

Plastic bag

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“You’re going to drive me crazy, aren’t you,” Hank said. “’Crazy’ is an ambiguous term with no clinical meaning, and it’s insulting…

Drive me crazy

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“We argued over it so much, there was metaphorical blood dripping down the walls of almost every room in the frat house.”

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“There was no decision to make, really. When, against all odds, the miraculous happened and the spaceship landed for you and the…

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“Michael scrambled around again and kissed James’s lips and cheeks in brief, silly pecks. “Breakfast?” “You offering or ordering?” James grumbled. “I’m…

Bantering

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“I'm serious. I'm tired of thinking about sex all the time and not getting any. Me and my right hand need to…

Enjoy it while it lasts

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“There were times in life when the path before you was so clear, that engaging in planning was little more than verification…

Life

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“He’d spied my shelf of DVDs and was already over there looking at the titles. He interrupted me with a gasp. “Oh,…

Star wars

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“It made old childhood traumas rise up like bad Chinese food does the next day.”

Childhood

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“I guess I might be bi-curious," Ben said quietly." "What?" "I said I could be sorta bi-curious," Ben said loudly. "That's someone…

Gay

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“ 'And it means naught to you to obey your father's orders? Where is your fealty?' Christian felt his face flush with…

Authority

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“When a man is a hero, he deserves to be sexed in the ass.”

Humor

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“No, Owen. That's what I am to you. I'm your best friend. But that's not what you're to me." He shook his…

Best friend

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“Joshua tried to find the right words to explain how things were--how they'd always been. "It's like... prairie dogs." Ben quirked an…

Cowboy

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“David deserved happy, and Christie deserved David. And a big “fuck you” to anyone who thought otherwise.”

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“My mind was not driving the car. If you doubt me, try being a twelve-year-old boy with your biggest sexual fantasy punning…

Psychology

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“What do I want? I stared at him stupidly. What I wanted was to be with Andy forever, for us to be…

Every day

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“I swear to God, Boss,” he said one day. “Ya ain’t never been a talker, but lately, if ya’d a had to…

Death

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“A boy about seven was hanging around Hank’s neck and over the back of the chair as if it were perfectly normal…

Hanging around

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“Say yes, Jordan,” he said, shifting closer. “No,” I said. Owen smiled. “Close enough.” And then he kissed me.”

Humor

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“No one's going to come shopping if the 'for sale' sign isn't on the door.”

Humor

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“Eddie made up a small bowl with some pieces of bread with peanut butter and a cut-up apple. Not for the first…

First time

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“...But you, Lance, you've always needed someone special. And...I knew it was right when I met Tim. He needs you too, so…

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“If we’re being honest, then, yeah, it’s going to suck donkey ass. But we’ll get to the other side, and we’ll be…

Inspirational-humor

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