“It was my decision to break up, but he didn't fight me on it. Would he have fought for Trish? And if so, was it because she was the right girl? Or was Trish simply the type of girl men… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“I would be the first to admit that I drew attention to my chest since, being so short, I need to give people a… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“If this was the date from heaven and I decided to release slutty Stephanie, I didn't want clothes on my floor or an ungroomed… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“I hoped Claire would have a girl. A nephew would be fun until he got his first erection and then he'd be like the… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“It occurred to me, while sitting on the cold white toilet seat pretending to pee in order to avoid Bob, that I much preferred… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But there… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“It was my decision to break up, but he didn't fight me on it. Would he have fought for Trish? And if so, was… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“I was a witch and like a witch, deserved to have a house fall on top of me while wearing my favorite shoes” — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“I truly believed Facebook was created by Satan as a way to turn completely sane people into obsessed stalkers.” — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“Once I checked my email, I would get lost in a book so I could feel the main character's pain instead of mine, laugh… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
“The guys who played with your feelings were jerks, Jane. You deserve better than guys like them. At least you did deserve better until… — Meredith Schorr Copy Share Image
