A fun thing to do during sex is to ask How's my dick look? every 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Id kill anyone who puts his dick in the mouth that kisses me goodbye in the morning — Binkuki Copy Share Image
“Mr. Pullum is a dick, and if he were two dicks, he’d like to pullum both.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Standing there, my dick in my hand, I recall thinking placid thoughts.” — Jason Sheehan Copy Share Image
“Don't be a dick,' I whisper. 'You haven't even seen me start to be a dick.” — Rebecca Yarros Copy Share Image
Since we talking about my dick. All of you haters say hi to it. Im Done... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“They'll not blame me. They'll not object to me. They'll not mind what I do, if it's wrong. I'm only Mr. Dick.” — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“In a nutshell: I control my dick. My dick does not control me. At least, that’s what I’ve been telling myself for… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I told you. I'm always hard for you, I'm just good at hiding it. Which, actually, isn't easy when your dick is… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
“I know you love to suck my dick Hannah, but I'll put it in your mouth when I want it there. You… — M. Pierce Copy Share Image
“If this was a dick measuring contest, I found myself thinking numbly, then I was Pee Wee and she was John Holmes.” — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“I Don't care which president is sucking your dick at the moment, I will not be a party to the killing of… — Brandice Snowden Demon's Veil Copy Share Image
I think what he means is that he will punch you so many times around the genital region that your dick will… — 21 Jump Street Copy Share Image
“All that belonged to him, Dick, but he would never have it.Why should that sonofabitch have everything, while he had nothing?” — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
“Ack! I'm blind. Old man dick alert. Cover it up. She protested with her mouth, yet her eyes remained locked on his… — Eve Langlais Copy Share Image
“If looks could kill...well, Dick was already dead, so nothing would happen. But Gabriel was not laughing. "See Dick," Dick said, pointing… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Goodness," said my mother. "This is a tight fit. If you girls end up keeping these men longer than usual, we'll need… — Abbi Waxman Copy Share Image
“Would you kick her ass already?" Dick said, shoving me back toward Missy. "Come on, Stretch, man up. You do better than… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“A depressed Mormon kid kills himself after having gay sex?" Chris sighs. "Jensen, I hate to break your bubble of self-importance but… — Felisblanco Copy Share Image
“I’ll call him for you.” “I’m not about to suck your dick so you’ll make a call for me.” “And I’m not… — C.D. Reiss Copy Share Image
“Meat and two veg is your knob," I tell him. He frowns again, looking confused. "Knob?" "Dick," I say, "penis, cock, nob,… — Beckie Stevenson Copy Share Image
“Shit. I was stuck. I suspected Dick would skip the hassle of having to ferry me back and forth to talk to… — Eileen Cook Copy Share Image
