“Designer clothes, bubblegum pop music, celebrity heartthrobs - I couldn't give a fat rat's hairy ass. Just give me my hotdog and Jane Austen, and I'm good.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“According to Marcie's mom, only people with no class actually use the word class . If you have it, then you never talk about… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I tensed up like someone had just given me a surprise rectal exam.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Johnny made me feel like I was clever without trying to be. And pretty. And valued. He made everything about me seem more special.… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Sorry, Maggie, but I'm not into bondage. Even the subconscious kind.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Why had I ever cared about happy endings? Happy beginnings were so much better.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I'm serious, Mar, I don't know how to act around him now. I can't be nice, because he'll hate that. But I can't be… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“It makes it even more incredible that people find each other, considering most of them are looking in the wrong places to begin with.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“Lord love you,” Ms. Eulalie said, “but you tell lies like Ms. Franny sings: hard to listen to and even harder to believe.” — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“I couldn't help daydreaming that I was Elizabeth and Gabe was Mr. Darcy. fighting against his blossoming feelings for me. Discovering that his passion… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“She set her hands neatly in her lap. “But you just said he liked you.” “No, I said he enjoys my company. That is,… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
“And I’m sorry,” Big Earrings said, “But how is some course going to teach them how marriage works? I’ve been married three times, and… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
