Democracy means doing whatever you want without asking permission of anybody but your boss, your doctor, your lawyer, your landlord, your bank, your city, your state and federal authorities, and your wife and children. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
The Puritans came to America to worship in their way and to force everybody else to do the same thing. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
How wise are thy commandments, Lord. Each of them applies to somebody I know. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
A woman's place is in the home. Why should she go out and take away a workingman's pay instead of staying home and stealing… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
“For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
At the U.N., any nation that fights back is censored as an "aggressor." — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't… — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
Never lend money to a friend. It's dangerous. It could damage his memory. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
How wise are Thy commandments O Lord. Each one of them applies to somebody or other I know. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
