As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is a dream.. Death is also a dream..for that matter, waking is a dream and sleeping is a dream. Every situation… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I bleed for you that's why I cut those simple scars are just deep thoughts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing is more seductive for a man than his freedom of conscience, but nothing is a greater cause of suffering. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The whole town laughed at my great-grandfather, just because he worked hard and saved his money. True, working at the hardware store… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your in super deep thought. Then 3 minutes later you realize you are staring directly at someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So long as man remains free he strives for nothing so incessantly and so painfully as to find someone to worship. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Coleridge tried to define beauty, he returned always to one deep thought; beauty, he said, is unity in variety! Science is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole and started to drink. But then he… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Laurie got offended that I used the word "puke." But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never look for a good face, it will turn old one day. Never look for a good skin, it will wrinkle one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that's another weakness. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
