“The first way not to shake hands is executed by receiving someone’s hand in yours and proceeding to squeeze it tightly, hurting the other party as if they were responsible for a past death in your family, or your adoption… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
“[The cats] scamper in front of my legs, causing me to fall and face plant into whatever furniture is closest. They especially like to… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
“After all, this was the place where I’d had my first meaningful conversation with a female, it was the site of a football’s first… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
“Ever since the robot was first invented, there have been people who swear up and down that this marks the first step towards the… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t enough that I had to worry about playing well and winning the game, but I also had to deal with possibility that… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
“…if I become an admitted pet owner, then I have to pay not only a several hundred dollar deposit to the apartment complex, but… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
“Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
“The first way not to shake hands is executed by receiving someone’s hand in yours and proceeding to squeeze it tightly, hurting the other… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
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