No. There is no balance, and no retribution, and no rules. The rules and balances you blather about are hopeful creations of… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
Having lost people when they were young, you feel intimately acquainted with mortality, I guess. Though I procrastinate worse than anybody. — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“When my parents passed on, and we read their wills, we discovered something we didn’t at all expect, especially from our devoutly… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“You will die, and when you die, you will know a profound lack of it [dignity]. It's never dignified, always brutal. What's… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“Not that there seems to be any appropriate place to bury someone, but these municipal cemeteries, or any cemetery at all for… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
We were fools and now we were driving to our deaths in a rental car. Janet Jackson was tinkling from the speakers,… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“None of this I'd mine. My father is not mine- not in that way. His death and what he's done are not… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“This part concerns the unshakable feeling one gets, one thinks, after the unthinkable and unexplainable happens--the feeling that, if this person can… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
There is travel and there are babies; everything else is drudgery and death. — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“The men who are dropped in a jungle or a desert and expected video games and got mundanity and depravity and friends… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“4. THE CRUMBLING WALL (Hamburger, prepared medium well, with bacon and barbecue sauce. Courtesy of that place on Solano, where, it should be mentioned,… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“LOW-FLYING, QUICK-MOVING CLOUDS: I haven't long to live. TREETOPS, ROUNDED AND ROUGH: That's probably true. LOW-FLYING, QUICK-MOVING CLOUDS: I won't even make it to… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
But the grind has begun. The windows don’t open, and even the availability of near-constant jokes about Jews and Mormons fails to stem the… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
We feel that to reveal embarrassing or private things, we have given someone something, that, like a primitive person fearing that a photographer will… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
I think I'm far too hopeful and trusting. That's something I got from my mum. — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“Overnight, all comment boards became civil, all posters held accountable. The trolls, who had more or less overtaken the internet, were driven back into… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“What can one do with one's hands when the camera is interested in other things?” — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
“The money that could have saved the Shuttle, and the money we send to random countries, that we use to remake unchangeable countries ten… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
The only infallible truth of our lives is that everything we love in life will be taken from us. — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image