“To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A breakup is a loss to both parties; not only to he or she who is told that it’s over.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A civilized woman's demands: A man who will (1) make her come … sometimes; but (2) pay the bills … at all times.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When ready to settle down: women are more interested in where the man is going; men are more interested in where the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“You cannot really be greatly turned on by something, and not be turned off by its opposite or absence.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If at least most partners and spouses treated their partners and spouses like they matter, at least most of the time, Valentine’s… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If every lover was treated like they matter everyday; Valentine's Day wouldn't be so special. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most women think cheating is 'disgusting' … until they fall for a man that likes them back; but isn’t willing to leave… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It is even more painful to have your heart broken by someone who you know does not deserve you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or,… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body —… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When you decide to meet—in person—someone that you met online, would you then be taking your relationship to the 'previous' level?” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Oftentimes someone leaves their partner who is comparable to the sun for someone else who is comparable to a spark.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It is possible for your ex, your boyfriend or girlfriend, or your husband or wife, to no longer be your type.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When a dreamer loses his lover, his dream profits. (Unless, of course, the lover was the dreamer's dream.)” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Salesmanship is usually the art of making it the prospect’s problem, the salesperson’s need or desire to earn money.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Arguments led by subjectivity are a waste of time. And, if they take place online, add to that, a waste of one’s keyboard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A car is one of the most interesting inventions, but driving is one of the most boring activities.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Dating is a man-made ideology: if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, one would either be in a relationship, or, six feet… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“*You only get one chance to make a first impression.* Ah, whatever!!! Who said you get three chances to make the second impression?!!” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
