“This black wardrobe all the time. This dark lipstick, this face which you always make up to look so pale, or at least that is the impression I get ... I - now, Fräulein Kromeier, please do not start crying… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“In Berlin I have time and again met people who make no secret of the fact that their only reason for stirring at such… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“the moment a politician removes his shirt, his policies are dead in the water. All he will say is, “Look, my dear fellow countrymen,… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“To begin with I thought we were driving around in circles until I realised that Herr Starbuck owned dozens of coffee houses.” — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“But with superior morale, with an unwavering, fanatical spirit, everything is possible!” — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“It came as no surprise to learn of the success the Swede has recently enjoyed with his furniture. In that rotten state of his… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“There are always advantages to having reached a certain time in one's life. I am most pleased that I did not come to politics… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“What irritates me most of all about these morning people is their horribly good temper, as if they have been up for three hours… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
“This black wardrobe all the time. This dark lipstick, this face which you always make up to look so pale, or at least that… — Timur Vermes Copy Share Image
