“Jake's POV: Meanwhile, Ally was here with Marshall Moss, who she was obviously going to hook up with later. They'd barely stopped touching each other all night. Even now, they were out in the middle of the dance floor dancing… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“As I walked inside, she turned around and headed for the end of the bed. Then she paused and turned to face me. She… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“Al come on. The woman's, like, senile,' I said under my breath. 'Last year she thought me and Hammond were a closeted couple.” — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“Jake's POV: Meanwhile, Ally was here with Marshall Moss, who she was obviously going to hook up with later. They'd barely stopped touching each… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“(Innocent Assessment: They were just buying lunch for the crew working on her house. Not-So-Innocent Assessment: They're totally doing it.)” — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“When Dad was a kid, he wanted to be a lumberjack, but unfortunately he'd been cursed with the build of an accountant and the… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“I had to stop sneaking around girls' houses like some kind of dumb-ass cat burglar. Clearly it got me nowhere good.” — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“(Personal Note: I'm trying really hard to keep a straight face at this point)” — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“I know I suck," I whispered, looking her in the eye, feeling desperate. "I know I don't deserve you. Just don't leave me. Please?… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“Between Thanksgiving and Christmas, I never leave the house without [my Santa hat]. In fact, I pretty much never leave my room without it.… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“I laughed as we turned in a tight circle... "Tonight you're all mine." Jake smiled but looked me dead in the eye. "No. From… — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image
“I think my water just broke.' I took an instinctive step back. Because, gross. 'Omigod.” — Kieran Scott Copy Share Image