If I had a religion, its deity would be Audysseus, the sound God, and He would be a vengeful god, dishing out eternal damnation to people with cheap stage monitors. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
Because I'm on my own on stage and wear bare feet and look like a pixie, people always think I'm little. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I spent thousands of thousands of hours playing the piano, and by thousands of hours, I mean playing in cover bands or wedding bands… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
There's a lot of great, talented, passionate musical theatre practitioners and directors here. But it's very hard to suddenly start building great musicals in… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
You've got to teach yourself you can do your job no matter what happens. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I had terrible ear problems and asthma and allergies. I spent quite a bit of time in hospital up to the age of eight… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
Throughout history, every mystery ever solved has turned out to be NOT magic.. — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
I want to be here for my family. I want to make stuff in Australia. I want to take what I've learned and contribute… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
