“You seriously have a Dalmatian? Is that, like, mandatory for a firefighter?” — Dawn Altieri Copy Share Image
When a Dalmatian sees a cow he must be like, 'What the hell happened to him? I am high right now. That dalmatian is fat and smeary.' When the cow sees the Dalmatian he must be like, 'He looks amazing.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
