Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell! why did you go kill him! Dad:I didn't Girl:where did you go? Dad:to get you icecream:D Girl:why the hell did… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
I waited for you last night, and I fell asleep with the phone in my palm. when I woke up the next morning, I… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
SO e'rbodddddyyyyyyyyy holla @ this retarded seal I call my scar sister (we knew we weren't sister but we knew we'll be scar sisters… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Me: Hey mom, need help with the dishes? Mom: Oh no thank you honey. I have I t. *10 minutes later* Mom: I SWEAR… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
WHAT THE HELL? today I saw a quote that said 'like if you hate when hot boys like ugly girls!' did you ever stop… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Today, I was sitting on the toilet. I asked my bf to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so but They… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Went to the salon to have frizzy hair OMG looks so nice <333 thx nine zero for this cut ! — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
-Hey Mrs Morgan -WHY ARE YOU TEXTING ME AT 2 IN THE MORNING? you can only text me for Math homework! -Oh sorry... are… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he your boyfriend?… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
We aren't the girls who get 42 'likes' on our Facebook pictures, We aren't the girls that act dumb to get the guys, or… — Sheryne Brooks Copy Share Image
