Dad Quotes by Broderick Crawford

I'm a lousy reader.

— Broderick Crawford

I've made my peace with myself.

— Broderick Crawford

It's hard to explain why I like Europe so much.

— Broderick Crawford

My father was always telling himself no one was perfect, not even my mother.

— Broderick Crawford

I have a jaundiced eye but a young mind.

— Broderick Crawford

When people tell you they saw your last picture - well, the way they say it sounds like they hope it was.

— Broderick Crawford

I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest.

— Broderick Crawford

I want to make someone walk straight, but I've left my sons nothing but wars.

— Broderick Crawford

I’ve made upwards of a million bucks in the cops and robbers business.

— Broderick Crawford

If you're going to be a bum, be the biggest. If you're going to blow it, blow it big.

— Broderick Crawford

So don't applaud. Just send me the check.

— Broderick Crawford

I'm what you call a deathbed Catholic.

— Broderick Crawford