Do I look like a Jonas Brother? Then why is everyone waiting for me to lose it? — Lisi Harrison Brother Copy Share Image
“What's wrong with mistakes? Not that I'd know. No one's ever let me make any.” — Lisi Harrison Failure Copy Share Image
“Candace nodded a little too hard. She loved making her ponytail swing.” — Lisi Harrison Ponytail Copy Share Image
“I know when I'm not wanted," joked Uncle Vlad. "Guess I'll make like under-eye cream and get the bags.” — Lisi Harrison Uncle Vlad Copy Share Image
Are you a female dog? What? Massie asked. Why? Because you are acting like a real bitch — Lisi Harrison Bitch Copy Share Image
Do you play football for Pittsburgh? Then why are you such a Steeler?! — Lisi Harrison Football Copy Share Image
Uh, I thought DVDs werne't allowed at my sleepovers. They're not. Then why am i watching the Lady and the Tramp? — Lisi Harrison Dvds Copy Share Image
When the horse was little, Massie had covered the walls with posters of young fillies that she thought Brownie would find sexy. — Lisi Harrison Brownies Copy Share Image
A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. — Lisi Harrison Barriers Copy Share Image
It's never too late to fix things with people you love, Massie. Kendra said. That's true. William agreed. — Lisi Harrison People Copy Share Image
“Lightning snapped the night sky like a jock’s gym towel on a dork’s butt.” — Lisi Harrison Lightning Copy Share Image
Inspiration is all around us. Don't let the brain limit the mind . — Lisi Harrison Brain Copy Share Image
“I’m not acting!” shouted Cleo. She was in desperate need of more gloss.” — Lisi Harrison Gloss Copy Share Image
Do you work at the grocery store? Then why are you checking me out? — Lisi Harrison Groceries Copy Share Image
“Insane was probably the right word, but Clawdeen preferred determined.” — Lisi Harrison Determined Copy Share Image
Don't ever tell anyone where you bought something. If you get a complement say, "Thank you. I got it in Europe. — Lisi Harrison Clique Copy Share Image
Am I a vampire?" Massie asked. "Huh?" Alicia asked. "Then why are you keeping me in the dark? — Lisi Harrison Dark Copy Share Image
This is our big chance to see what people think of us. The real us. We have to show em there's nothing… — Lisi Harrison Bigs Copy Share Image
“Ignorance is bliss was bull. Melody had been ignorant her whole life, and things were far from blissful. It was time to… — Lisi Harrison Ignorance Copy Share Image
“O Hathor,” Cleo began, “why bless me with an abundance of gorgeousness and then deprive me of people to envy it? Especially… — lisi harrison Beauty Copy Share Image
A good boss asks what part she could have played in the problem. And then she asks herself what she can do… — Lisi Harrison Boss Copy Share Image
