A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ushering in your 18th Birthday, say hello to a driver's license, multiple dates, credit cards, a room of your own and your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That Awkward Moment When Your Waiting On Your Credit Card To Go Through!!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There is a problem with your credit card on file. We were unable to charge your credit card for the following purchase:” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If the ingredients for happiness are not within a person, no material success or entertainment or platinum credit cards can make that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is imperative that we make consumers more aware of the long-term effects of their financial decisions, particularly in managing their credit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The day I get a credit card with a negative real interest rate is the day we can compare government debt to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We hear a lot about identity theft when someone takes your wallet and pretends to be you and uses your credit cards.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's get our mind off America's debt crisis by maxing out our credit cards on a reckless shopping binge. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I pull out the gas pump handle BEFORE I put in my credit card! Thug Life! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
